John's definitions

t-mobilize

a t-mobile user having a deep, rewarding, epiphinal conversation with another t-mobile user.

Hey Jebodiah! Let's T-mobilize homey G.

by John January 3, 2005

Towny

a kind of local scum bag hoe

you towny bastard

by john May 24, 2003

huw

a little dwieb that try's to act cool around peolpe but fails and then diverts attention from himself to another person

huw is a little dwieb with no friends and try's to act cool around people

by john November 17, 2003

readers wife

Readers Wife (Noun): British institution whereby male readers of certain adult magazines feel the need
to submit for publication pictures of their other halves in varying levels of undress.

Readers Wife (Pronoun): a lady with a bedraggled appearance such that
you believe she would appear in such a magazine.

"She's a bit of a readers wife"

by John March 18, 2004

magician

A person lacking any talent, yet skilled enough to master the art of boring people to death. Closely related to jugglers, mimes, and unicyclists.

The magician will be performing shortly. We should leave now.

by John July 22, 2004

sunken turd

A word that means all the coolest words put into one.

that was some "sunken turd" food
Im "sunken turded"

by john December 20, 2003

the emo swoop

the fucking faggot who keeps posting pictures of his emo ass on here and refers to himself as "hot" is a fucking cock tard. when you can't tell by looking at a picture if somebody is a guy or a girl, you know your life is fucking worthless. kill yourself and your "emo swoop."

this just in: the "emo swoop'ster" on urban dictionary is a fucking wanker who will eventually come out of this stage in 2-3 years and realize how fucking stupid he was during that time.

by john March 14, 2005