John's definitions

Caryne

A prostitute who enjoys her job and often doesn't charge.

She said she became a caryne originally to pay her debts, then she found she enjoyed it and started giving freebies.

by John January 9, 2004

jovan Plamanac

a person who is extremely gay and loves to suck dick.he wears braces because while he was getting fucked one night he got dick sllaped in the face and had to get his teeth back in place.

there is imposible to set an example about a jovan.
Jesus Oregon is a Jovan.

by john June 4, 2003

modest mouse

A band that no one actually liked. They were only listened to because Rolling Stone gave them a good review. Thankfully, since the band experienced modest popularity, they'll no longer be trendy. Soon, they'll be sitting right next to ICP and Dashboard Confessional in the mainstream, yet still underground, not listened to bin.

Did you hear about the new Modest Mouse CD? Neither did I.

by John February 9, 2005

timesing

1. To multiply by
2. To let time fly

1. You normally have to take 2 and timesing it by 3

2. Wow, it's timesing by!

by John January 20, 2005

Adopt A Highway

The greatest rock band ever

Are you going to the Adopt A Highway concert tonight?

by John October 17, 2004

jizz queen

a female human being who enjoys ingesting spermatozoa from humans or other animals.

"jennifer lopez is an admitted jizz queen."

by john March 16, 2003

RadioChild

Nickname for a huge Widespread Panic fan. Similar to spreadheads, but radiochildren bathe. RadioChildren are more like corporate hippies who appreciate good music yet have a goal in life.

Sam is a radiochild who never misses a panic show.

by John March 1, 2005