John's definitions

WMD

1. WMD: Weapon of Mass Destruction - chemical, biological, or nuclear weapon capable of causing massive damage or massive casualties.

2. WMD: Weapon of Mass Deception - Bush administration information spin team

3. WMD: Words of Mass Deception - About anything and everything Mr. George W. Bush, Mr. Dick Cheney, Mr. Colin Powell (General, USA, retired) or 2. above have told the U.N., congress, and the American People about 1. above in Iraq.

Mr. Bush paraphrased: "Iraq has WMD. I don't need the approval of the U.N., congress, or the American people to attack Iraq and destroy the WMD." then later, "There really was no WMD, but the people of Iraq are better off."

Translation: The end justifies the means.

Resulting Bush Foreign Policy: Military might makes right.

by John June 27, 2004

Merci

an angel

Merci is an angel on Earth

by john March 9, 2004

ginormous

Something that is really, really big.

As Buddy says in the movie "Elf," "Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!"

by John April 17, 2005

Monkey fucker

N. Singular (Munk-e Fah-ker): An Individual who Engages in Carnal Knowledge/Sexual Intercourse with a Primate of the Monkey family.

Tyler is a monkey fucker, always has been always will be. enough said.

by John September 20, 2003

karthtik

a sexy big penis that is loved by all

You have a nice karthik in your pants.

by John January 31, 2005

Necrophilliac

A person with a mental disposition giving them the pathology of power to such a degree, they feel the need to have sexual intercourse with a corpse to fufil sexual gratification. This is usually assosiated with people so god damn fucking ugly no one would touch them and Murderdolls fans.

Jeffery Dahmer
Eric Griffin

by John July 14, 2004

Wanksta

A silly lil Kracka (white Guy) who thinks hes a nigga ass gangsta

So im gonna get my gat and shoot this wanksta

by John May 9, 2003