She wrapped her very long, soft, sensuous hair around my cock and stroked me until I went straight to heaven.
by john May 13, 2005
One of the saddest, most idiotic and pathetic people ever to have walked the earth, the mackem still harps on about 2-1 victories over their far more illustrious and infinitely cleaner neighbours. The average mackem is obsessed with Newcastle and has a mouth the size of the tyne tunnel, which is unfortunate since being relegated as the worst team in Premiership history should have been the catalyst for keeping the aformentioned big mouth FIRMLY SHUT
by John November 18, 2003
A bank manager. A middle aged man with a lot of powere over the decisions who can and can't have some of his bank money
The banager was areal bastard for refusing my loan cause I have a nervous defect which causes my eyes to blink rapidly.
by JOhn April 11, 2005
by John May 13, 2005
While getting head from a girl, punch her in the stomach as you are cumming, so it will come out of her nose and look like tusks.
by John January 14, 2005
by John December 02, 2003
Heidi Klum is a glamazon
by John March 06, 2003