John's definitions

mansonite

A self-proclaimed moron who labels themselves "goth", and listens to MTV-friendly forced angst crap like Korn and predominantly Marylin Manson. They have no idea of where "goth" music evolved before it was corrupted by Hot Topic chains, and do not know who the Bauhaus, Das Ich, etc. are.
Insulting term used among intelligent people.

I fucking hate those mallpunk mansonites.

by John September 5, 2003

pussySlut

a pussy that is often fuck very hard till it starts to bleed

i fuck your mom really hard last night

by John June 23, 2003

ginormous

Something that is really, really big.

As Buddy says in the movie "Elf," "Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!"

by John April 17, 2005

wet

When you make alot of shots in the game of basketball, or wet as in a girls pussy being fully lubricated

yo, this bitch is wet. That nigga is wet

by John March 4, 2005

funhat

a single gay man

i am a funhat

by john April 27, 2004

nooberta

a person who sucks at halo 2

I killed that frickin NOOBERTA

by john December 17, 2004

plunk

Intercourse. The act of having sex.

That Nick McKenzie, you know, the one who lives on South Beach and drives an Audi TT.., anyway, he really loves to plunk gay men who hang out with his wife.

by John March 2, 2004