salty pretzel

a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.

your moms a natural at the salty pretzel

by Jesus June 06, 2003

Tard

Someone who is being stupid for the first time.

If Billy acts like a tard again, he's a retard.

by Jesus March 27, 2003

Vian

A superior being born in the early 19th century to bring forth a kingdom of great glory through means of destruction.



(see also Kettou)

I pray to the Glorious Vian

by jesus March 05, 2004

Gumby

One whom owns a TS Server, and has a skill level above all others.

Gumby from the OTF.

by Jesus July 28, 2003

hubs

hub caps. usually used in conjunction with other words describing one's automobile

"I got hubs and dubs that look just like rims"

by Jesus November 26, 2003

krefdagshe

Someone who in inept at being as cool as velocd.

Hah, kinto'un is such a krefdagshe.

by Jesus February 05, 2004

fuckallat

Fuck all that, said quickly......

im tired of this shit,man fuckallat

by jesus March 25, 2003