Jesus 's definitions

j0of

A god of Australia, Worshiped by most.

That was so cool j0of would of been proud

by Jesus February 3, 2005

pawnd

A stupid variation of the word pwned, coined by h4x0rs mainly spending their lives on a chat/file sharing program called KDX.

A worthless term.

Me: Holy Jesus Christ, Rebecca is fucking FAT.
h4x0r: PAWND!

by Jesus September 27, 2004

pus gut

a fat bastard, someone who resembles a big pile of guts all swollen and vomit inspiring to view them

wow, that cathy johnson sure is a big fat fucking pus gut bitch.

by jesus June 18, 2004

your my boy bobby!

Saying usually hered to anoy some one name ,well Bobby, has be hered comming fomr the mouth of Brian, and is usually retaliated with a " ahhh shut up!", or a slick, "one of these days your gonna get it!"
Bobby is a man who can not take a joke

1)Brian says,"Your my Boy Bobby!",
Bobby replys,"Reeeal funny,real funy guys"
2)
Brian Says,Your my boy bobby!", and Bobby replys with"AHHHH shut up(in a real slow tone)!"
This saying in the first place isnot ment to offend him,but he always takes it that way.

by Jesus April 15, 2004

carpet eater

someone that eats pussy

i am a carpet eater

by Jesus June 6, 2003

fry

Actually, to point out to you above me, Fry didn't fall into the freezing machine, but he was pushed (litterally blown) into the machine by Nibbler (Leela's pet who is actually an alien sent back in time to have fry save the world from the evil brains "Insane in the membrain" is quoted from one brain as they were in the gaint memory bank from the brain.)

fry is a character in Futurama, a cartoon by Matt Groening based on life on the earth in the future

by Jesus May 5, 2005

SAHBPS

An acronym standing for Screaming About Hormel Breakfast Pork Steaks

I was trying to drink my tea when some asshat began SAHBPS

by Jesus September 17, 2003