Definitions by Jesus

grain 

the wood trim in a car

"wood grain on the dash"

grain by Jesus November 26, 2003

hubs 

hub caps. usually used in conjunction with other words describing one's automobile

"I got hubs and dubs that look just like rims"

hubs by Jesus November 26, 2003

h4x012

"Haxor". the elite gamer. see also "leet". where 4 stands for A, 0 stands for O and 12 stands for R. In the gaming world, it seems proper to use as few letters as possible and replace them with numbers or punctuations

I R A 1337 H4X012! $Uc|< IT!

h4x012 by Jesus November 26, 2003

gurnee mills 

giant mall where sailors try to get laid but cant and theres plenty of place to eat or shop. or bum around.

(used in sentence) "when i was in gurnee mills the other day i saw this kid in baggy pants walkin around, and abunch of sailors tryin to get some, but failing

gurnee mills by jesus November 24, 2003

Cockeroni 

A penis resembling a pepperoni log, usually redish from the presence of a veneral disease.

That porn star has a cockeroni footer.

Cockeroni by Jesus November 24, 2003

RubinCocked 

Throwing up after having very few alcoholic beverages.

Josh got RubinCocked last night and threw up all over my floor

RubinCocked by Jesus November 24, 2003

Ahab 

Someone who owns the Homeworld 1 and Diablo 2 communities like no other game known. He is mean, rude, and basically Satan. Watch for his evilness, as he will crush your pathetic cry baby souls.

Ahab has yet again ate the soul of an unsuspecting cry baby carebear.

Ahab by Jesus November 19, 2003