Jesus 's definitions

napzor

Originated from Fyllot, the Druid of EverQuest. It is used to describe a nap to take up time when you're bored, or annoy people who want you to do something.

NAPZOR TIME BUDDD!!!11one!

by jesus July 23, 2004

hazlett

likes to kill people and bury little kittens that he killed into shallow graves.

Im going to Hazlett you kitty.

by Jesus June 4, 2003

russ maltese

drunken sailor, russel crowe, to beat off in your pants,

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"

"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)

"i just russ maltesed in my pants"

by jesus September 9, 2003

fug

God's gift to the world.

Oh my Fug!

Fug damnit!!

by Jesus January 17, 2005

suncook, NH

where all the black people are from, cuz we all know that they were cooked by the sun

damn that nigger must be from suncook

by jesus March 22, 2004

I'm better than you

Statement indicating that one person is superior by undisclosed means to another. Often used to stop moments of awkward silence.

I play baseball; I'm better than you.

by Jesus August 5, 2003

Ahab

Someone who owns the Homeworld 1 and Diablo 2 communities like no other game known. He is mean, rude, and basically Satan. Watch for his evilness, as he will crush your pathetic cry baby souls.

Ahab has yet again ate the soul of an unsuspecting cry baby carebear.

by Jesus November 19, 2003