Jesus's definitions

L zone

Sensitive area, reprodcutive organs, cock, dick, tool, vagde, pussy, vagina, fellatio, vaginae, penis, willy

" well fuck my L zone "

by Jesus April 24, 2003

fillet-o-face

the latest craze in france. two slices of bread with a pigs face between.

I ate that fillet-o-face with much delight

by jesus March 25, 2004

cute

Elton John, an affectionate bitch

"elton john is cute"
"we know jesus, we know."

by jesus April 25, 2003

Grapefruiting

v., n.
When a female, during fellatio, takes the male's testicles into her mouth, allowing him to ejaculate in her hair.

Yeah, I gave that girl quite the grapefruiting.

She was grapefruiting me, and, well, I got flaccid.

She couldn't get it out of her hair for a week after that grapefruiting.

by Jesus June 18, 2004

Thief in the dark

The ability to steal something without someone noticing.

Pablo is a thief in the dark.

by Jesus March 20, 2005

filmbox

A box of films so bad that you shit in it

Wow that lord of the rings collectors edition is now a filmbox!

by jesus July 13, 2003

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

"rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" A term often said when someone is "spamming" or just really bored.

Also a term used when trying to exaggerate something, "I'm an Administratorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

"Wow! Look at that chandelierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

by Jesus November 18, 2020