Jesus's definitions

pooner

n. Someone who is better than others at some sort of activity.

Man that guy is a pooner, he destroyed their whole team!

by JESUS April 14, 2005

fit

The British version of Hot.

"dude that girl is fit!"
"right?"

by Jesus April 22, 2003

legitimate

born in wedlock

my children are legitimate, i was married when they were born.

by jesus November 16, 2003

Congress

An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.

Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Dipshit

1. a moron
2. an ignorant asshole
3. any person that labels themselves after music genres
4. a good percentage of the american public
5. a very nice word Maynard from Tool uses very well in describing people from L.A.
6. President Bush

You're a fucking dipshit if you think Bush is running the country well.

by Jesus January 16, 2004

griff

this beast........
get your bow on to him women....
couldnt be more of a legend.

person 1: where's grif?
Person 2: griff the beast? what a legend!

by jesus September 22, 2003

moke

The act of smoking marijuana.

Hey man, do you want to moke?

by Jesus January 10, 2004