Definitions by Jesus

pixies 

the best band ever

the pixies are the shiznit

pixies by Jesus June 14, 2003

spooge rifle 

your dick

your mom sucks your spooge rifle

spooge rifle by Jesus June 6, 2003

hustler 

A porno magazine

I beat off to Hustler

hustler by Jesus June 6, 2003

salty pretzel 

a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.

your moms a natural at the salty pretzel

salty pretzel by Jesus June 6, 2003

cheeks 4 

The funniest porno ever

"oh Muffy im so glad my stocks dont go down like you do baby"

cheeks 4 by Jesus June 6, 2003

carpet eater 

someone that eats pussy

i am a carpet eater

carpet eater by Jesus June 6, 2003

rump rangers 

Gay guys that go around looking for male ass.

your dads a rump ranger

rump rangers by Jesus June 6, 2003