Jefferson's definitions

Squelfish

A word used by Jess and Jess only. It is illegal for anyone else to say it. I am not going to put the definition because if you are a Jess you will be smart enough to work it out. SQUELFISH IS A REAL WORD AND YES IF YOU ARE A JESS YOU CAN USE IT IN SCRABBLE

Eg. “YOU’RE SQUELFISH”

by Jefferson June 4, 2020

Waterfloof

the most common word in the language of Sassy Cow Land

Meaning status - unknown by everybody except Katie Jess and Elizabeth

WATERFLOOF

by Jefferson June 8, 2020

www.fluffycow.com

quite literally the most incredible human on the face of the planet. She is hot af and has the coolest hair ever. They should never underestimate themself EVER because she is swag and epec

hey! did you see www.fluffycow.com ‘s lastest tiktok? Their makeup was awesome!!!

by Jefferson June 25, 2021

Dead Elvis

Something that was bound to make it big,like in Vegas, but failed.

How about that ad-agency? Nah, that was just a Dead Elvis.

by Jefferson August 25, 2004

podcast

Broadcasting targeted for an iPod or other portable media device by creating audio files for copying or pushed distribution. Podcast is both a noun and a verb.

Jefferson enjoys listening to technical articles now that he loads his iPod with podcast files every morning.

by Jefferson May 13, 2005

spim

to regergitate semen having been ejaculated into ones mouth

After I blew my load in her mouth, she swallowed and them spimmed all over me... narsty.

by Jefferson May 13, 2005

Pittsburgh Penguins

A team in the NHL that is full of rookies. It has financial problems and is trying to get more fans to come to the games. It's the only NHL team with an excuse to lose, because of the inexperience of their players and goalies.

The Pittsburgh Penguins put on a good fight against the New Jersey Devils, but were defeated in OT.

by Jefferson January 1, 2004