Jefferson's definitions

Squelfish

A word used by Jess and Jess only. It is illegal for anyone else to say it. I am not going to put the definition because if you are a Jess you will be smart enough to work it out. SQUELFISH IS A REAL WORD AND YES IF YOU ARE A JESS YOU CAN USE IT IN SCRABBLE

Eg. “YOU’RE SQUELFISH”

by Jefferson June 4, 2020

SEPTA

The Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority. They control the buses and trains in SE PA. Typically, ghetto and poor people use these means of transportation.

Jamal got capped on the SEPTA bus.

by Jefferson January 3, 2004

Dead Elvis

Something that was bound to make it big,like in Vegas, but failed.

How about that ad-agency? Nah, that was just a Dead Elvis.

by Jefferson August 25, 2004

creamed

Used to describe an unexpected orgasm.

"Jenny thought you were really hot. I think she creamed her pants."

by Jefferson October 5, 2002

F/A-22

A new fighter built by Lockheed Martin. The F/A-22 Raptor will be have an internal weapons bay and be able to reach the speed of sound without using after burners.

The F/A-22 will dominate the skys when released.

by Jefferson January 1, 2004

podcast

Broadcasting targeted for an iPod or other portable media device by creating audio files for copying or pushed distribution. Podcast is both a noun and a verb.

Jefferson enjoys listening to technical articles now that he loads his iPod with podcast files every morning.

by Jefferson May 13, 2005

butt-load

Generally referred to as a large amount of something, especialy money.

"A butt-load chad? How much is a butt-load? Da Doug! 1000 Dollars. Based on the fact this one time I shoved 5 dollars up my butt and I know I could fit way more up there. Way more! Easy!

by Jefferson October 5, 2002