Jay 's definitions

fuck beads

of the vagina
small white jewels worn around the labia after the act of coitus with an unsheathed man.
sperm hanging from pubes.

"look at what Lord Harvey gave me" exclaimed veronica upon her return. she crossed the drawing room to where i was sitting and lifted her dress to reveal a string of fuck beads gracefully draped around her minge.

from 'sense and cunt-jewelery' jane austin

by jay January 7, 2004

stem

the dick, not including the head.

when u jack w/ no lube, u usually only play w/ the stem.

by Jay May 29, 2003

hooky

polite way of saying the f word, means the same thing just not as offensive

Alright, who went and hookied with my stuff.

by jay March 4, 2005

futher mucker

It's a funny way for saying "Mother fucker". Also a way to say mother fucker when it's not appropriate to say it.

"Those futher mucks robbed me!"

by Jay June 2, 2004

Grizzly

Another term for a gram of weed.

Smoke a Grizzly!

by Jay September 18, 2003

schwanson

It is EVERYTHING. Not a person or a place just a thing.

Johnson: Can you help me lift that schwanson?

Fritz: No, that is a gigantic schwanson.

by Jay June 26, 2004

Missle Toe

a visible hanging nut sack when someone moons you

Kurt moon'd the croud...not only did they see his ass, they saw his missle toe too

by Jay November 28, 2003