Jay 's definitions

Afroman

the hordest and craziest nukka alive! he be smoking that bomb chron-dizzle!

Can't get drunk. Can't get blunted. LA County, 95 hundred.
Crips wanna take my All-stars. Bloods wanna eat my Snicker bars.
Them peckerwoods don't want none, but the Mexican's straight own one.
Them Essays, (???) that Essays always try to test me,
So I jumped off the bed, cause I ain't no punk. Jammed his head up against the bunk.
Socked that Cholo in his chin. Black mutha-fuckas scared to jump in.
Sheriff broke it up when we hit the floor. I kept talkin' shit cause I want some more.
Back in town, we get along with the brown. Now I'm in jail, they tryin' to beat me down.
Jail is hell, but I'll adapt. Won't hesitate to get in a scrap.
'Cause I'm down for mine, and that's for certain, sittin' in the hole with my knuckles hurtin'.

by jay November 25, 2004

stem

the dick, not including the head.

when u jack w/ no lube, u usually only play w/ the stem.

by Jay May 29, 2003

hooky

polite way of saying the f word, means the same thing just not as offensive

Alright, who went and hookied with my stuff.

by jay March 4, 2005

fuck beads

of the vagina
small white jewels worn around the labia after the act of coitus with an unsheathed man.
sperm hanging from pubes.

"look at what Lord Harvey gave me" exclaimed veronica upon her return. she crossed the drawing room to where i was sitting and lifted her dress to reveal a string of fuck beads gracefully draped around her minge.

from 'sense and cunt-jewelery' jane austin

by jay January 7, 2004

stone temple pilots

one of the best rock bands to ever walk the earth. it's a tossup between them and nirvana.

stp rocks

by jay August 1, 2003

tubelight

Someone who takes long time to understand a little thing

Jay tells a joke and Beboo understands after 1 hour.
Beboo is a tubelight!!

by Jay April 6, 2005

Dun

Short for Drunken United Nations.

"Yo, the DUN was down on the shore yesterday."
"Got DUN?"

by Jay May 19, 2003