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slap nuts

when u run in boxers and yr saggie nuts slap yr chode (and maybe even yr ass) and then yr stomach back and forth.
all this running is giving me slap nuts
by Jay May 10, 2003
mugGet the slap nutsmug.

Sacked

A prank involving a person hanging his sack out through his open zipper and then walking into a room full of people. Usually announcing as he enters the room "You all are about to be sacked"
That SOB just walked in and sacked us. He's lucky I didn't flick him in his junk!
by Jay February 10, 2005
mugGet the Sackedmug.

pearl jam

1. Kick-ass band that hail from Seattle, who write and perform brilliant 'guitar music' (not just Rock). Release reasonably priced 'official' bootlegs of all their concerts (discounted to fan club members) to beat the black-market scum.

2. Semen.
1. I went to see Pearl Jam at Wembley. It was the best concert I have ever attended.

2. Hey girl, would you like me to spread some Pearl Jam on your buns?
by Jay April 16, 2004
mugGet the pearl jammug.

xeelee

Baryonic Lords
Even as baryonic lords of our universe, this was a conflict that would end in defeat for the Xeelee.
by Jay November 9, 2003
mugGet the xeeleemug.

crackrat

Background unknown. Means crack-cocaine dependent prostitute.
There's way too many crackrats on Spencer Place.
by Jay June 18, 2005
mugGet the crackratmug.

Gabrielle Union

my goddess. the sexiest woman on the planet.

Gabrielle was born on October 29, 1973 in Omaha, Nebraska. However, at the age of 8, her family moved to Pleasanton, CA, where she grew up and attended high school. In high school, Union was an all-star point guard and a year round athlete participating in soccer, basketball, and track. After high school Gabrielle attended college at University of Nebraska, where she played on the soccer team; and then later transferred to Cuesta College. Eventually she ended up at UCLA. On her way to law school, just planning on being a working stiff, things started to happen during her senior year. Gabrielle had a college internship at a L.A. modeling agency, she thought it would be an easy way to pick up some extra credits. Little did she know that clients were eyeing the help. Upon the completion of the internship, she was asked to become a client with the agency. Gabby thought of it as a great way to pay off a stack of college loans, and modeled until her agent found that she could actually act. Her first audition/job was landed with out any headshots, on Saved by the Bell. Since then she has went on to have many small but substantial film roles and has guest starred on several hit TV shows, all before landing the role of Dr. Courtney Ellis, on CBS' short lived medical drama City of Angels. Although she plays parts that are opinionated and strong, Gabrielle believes that, "Hollywood needs to recognize all shades of African American beauty." Gabrielle is a graduate of UCLA with honors, in sociology, and is married to Chris Howard.
Gabrielle Union was in the movie Bad Boys II
by jay October 27, 2004
mugGet the Gabrielle Unionmug.

sprewells

Those rims r so butter
by jay July 7, 2003
mugGet the sprewellsmug.

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