stump

a severe smashed pangler

we call adam stump stumply

by Jay May 10, 2003

hwing

vb. the action of doing one's homework (used in messaging)

dude, leave meeh alone, im hwing

by Jay June 23, 2004

hilation

the highlighted section of a document. usually refers to as all the anoying facts a teacher or boss has required one to look through and remember.

there were almost 2 pages of just highlations in this paper!

by jay July 23, 2004

McDonalds

1. Last resort for people who can't find a suiteable job. Also known for the best management training in the world...

2. Restaurant where the guests are equally stupid as the people who work there...

1. Don't worry; you can always flip burgers for the clown!
When you can turn a complete retard into a manager... you've got the best management training in the world!!!

2. "Gimme a Big Mac Menu, Super Sized, extra sauce 'n cheese, a Quarter Pounder on the side, also with extra cheese... and a Diet Coke, because I gotta loose weight!"

by Jay February 04, 2004

jiffylube

To masterbate with car oil.

Jessie had to relax so he jiffylubed it.

by Jay April 06, 2005

dinkhead

Immature idiot.

Sorin's screwed up something again. What a dinkhead.

by Jay January 13, 2003

cradle of filth

one of the greates bands of all time, and probably very underestimated.even through many changes in the band line they still prove to be one of the best.Why? Dani Filth. He is the adhesive that makes it work, probably one of the most dedicated musicians today. he struggled to make that band work and they do deserve notorioty in and out of thier genre.

you want to succeed, work like Dani and Cradle of Filth

by jay October 07, 2003