paddling

That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.
My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her...
by Jay April 23, 2005
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assface

a burn victim who's face gets burned and they have to put his ass skin on his face
that dude's an assface
by Jay May 10, 2003
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face sitting

When a Woman lowers herself over a man's face and makes him give her cunnilingus. The Woman faces the man's feet while he lies face-up. Leaning forward a bit usually helps. Yum!
Laura made me really wet this morning when she sat on my face; i love eating her!
by Jay April 23, 2005
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Julian Casablancas

Extremely sexy man with a sick-arse gorgeous voice. Look at his dress sense. Now look at yours. Brilliant.
by Jay December 17, 2003
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salamander

1. elemental spirit of fire.
2. brightly coloured tetrapod reptile.
Hey look, a salamander, wow!
by Jay December 02, 2004
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Japanimation

ruoni kenshin, akira, ninja scroll, cowboy bebop
by jay April 25, 2003
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litfer

You got a litfer, mate?
by Jay June 18, 2005
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