Jay 's definitions

lisatised

When a guy is completely awe-struck by a girl's beauty, ala love at first sight, to the point he loses his voice when he tries to talk to her.

Hypnotized by love

"The poor guy is lisatised by her, and she doesn't even know it."

by jay April 22, 2005

Maker's Mark

Smoothest Kentucky bourbon known to man. If Jesus enjoyed a nice sip of bourbon after work, this is what he would drink.

Easily recognized by the distinctive red wax seal and very smooth 90 proof flavor.

Go buy yourself some, cheap-ass.

by Jay May 7, 2005

kaned

Originated about ma school.Used when a person uses superior verbal wit to stop someone 'dissin' them. Used afterwards by a third party

Oh my god, u got kaned!!! Go 'ome!!!

by Jay January 11, 2005

sweeden

dead sexy child

id like to have sex with sweeden

by jay January 20, 2004

Donkey Dick

Really big piece of weed

Yo JJ, break up that 4 oz donkey dick so weez can smokes sum.

by JAY June 29, 2004

Zyro

A god, jesus, the omnipotent one, your all powerful leader

holy pants it's Zyro

by Jay July 31, 2003

cheef

Another expression for the terms Idiot, nobber. prat or something along the same lines.

<bob> hahah bib i did ur missus the other day
<bib> shut up bob u stupid cheef

by Jay July 7, 2004