389 definitions by Jay

A cock slap followed by ejaculation in the female's eye... followed with a quick apology and a good laugh.

dear god, it's good

A Penis Pump

a homoerotic lap dance where andy tipton lewis leaves a shit streak down a guys shirt.

When your husband/wife forces you to wear diapers and when you do something they dissaprove of they spank you many times.

A fine, respectable nation. What America should be, but really isn't. Much more diverse and cultivated than most give them credit for, and much more liberal on topics such as narcotics and marriage. Most of the country is unihabitable, and the winters can be excruciatingly cold, but British Columbia is fairly temperate. This wondrous province is sort of like Washington State and Colorado rolled into one. Toronto and Montreal are the major cultural hubs and the people live in harmony. Racism and crime is virtually nonexistant and the people are proud and progressive. However, taxes and gasoline aren't cheap so any potential American defectors, be warned. The U.S. should take some notes and try to emulate the Canadian culture.

One who sells cigaretts