Skip to main content

Jake's definitions

Japanese Limbo

Instead of going under,you go over : A bar on the ground lined with penis shaped statues erecting from the tops,the taller the beam,the more difficult. Falling will result in loss and losing your virginity.
by Jake October 13, 2004
mugGet the Japanese Limbomug.

Ye Ole Box

An aged pink taco that is crusty and wreaks like my asshole after a major crap.
I can't stand the smell of your grandma's Ye Ole Box.
by Jake September 28, 2003
mugGet the Ye Ole Boxmug.

USSR

Yo Dave, you wanna go do some USSR?
by Jake April 21, 2005
mugGet the USSRmug.

half-mass

when full bonerage has not yet taken place
Dude i was totally grindin with that babe over there at half-mass!
by jake January 17, 2005
mugGet the half-massmug.

scrubba

A dirty monkey that likes to diddle with little boys weewees. He likes to climb trees in Africa and find monkey droppings, and eat them. He is gay, and has mated with over 10,038 homosexual animals, including humans, dogs, cats, mosquitos, bacteria, elephants, blue whales, and the rare Martinius Klingonius. Scrubbas usually have an exceptionally large afro, and they seldom shower. Scrubbas do not hit puberty until their late fifties, so most Scrubba will never live to hit puberty. The Scrubba can take extraordinarily large amounts of pain and suffering, as he is constantly attacked by the larger predators such as Jacobius Dumbassius, and Hockius Playerius. If you wish to capture a wild Scrubba, do not shower for a month, as clean smells scare it away, and bring some Yu-Gi-Oh cards or Pokemon games along, and it will surely join you. If you feel a finger diddling your anus or penis while you are sleeping, do not fret, the Scrubba is just expressing his love for you.
by Jake December 18, 2003
mugGet the scrubbamug.

tilly wacker

a fat british person that makes fun or others
that fat british person making fun of others is such a tilly wacker
by jake February 23, 2005
mugGet the tilly wackermug.

wow

wow- a signal received from what is thought to be extra terrestrial life
by Jake June 28, 2016
mugGet the wowmug.

Share this definition