Jake's definitions

mx6

fast looking mazda built on 626 platform, overpriced and overated modification of one of mazdas leading family sedans

i have poor taste so i boutght an mx6

by jake December 8, 2003

tree tree

the most wonderful female in the world...

i love my tree tree more than words can describe

by jake December 9, 2003

injection

(noun) the depositing of sperm in the vagina

see also squirting jam into a donut

"I'm going over to give Fat Annie a rubdown , a tongue bath and an injection."

by Jake March 24, 2004

pulling my pudding

masturbating; jerking off; rubbing one's penis until one ejaculates cum

I lay on my bed, fantasizing about Nancii being naked with me, and pulling my pudding.

by Jake February 17, 2004

n00bing

One word- "camping"

Pick any sniper. Any. They n00b mucho times.

by Jake May 7, 2004

foot fuck

a form of masturbation where you let the woman 'jack you off with her bare foot

a form of masturbation where the male masturbates the female to orgasm using just his toes on her clit and perhaps just slightly into her vagina

Margie and I are just friends with benefits. She promised to foot fuck me next time we get naked together.

I brought her off with just my big toe up her cunt.

by Jake March 5, 2004

thermostat

the thingy on the wall that controls the temperature of the room. Of course, it will always be too hot or too cold.

The cunt said "its too hot" so I turned the thermostat down and an hour later she's complaining its "too cold in here". So I undressed her and warmed her up in bed.

by Jake February 3, 2004