gooch broom

To smell like a hot swety gooch.
A nick name to anyone who has somone rub their gooch over their head.
todd smells like a gooch broom
shane just made you his gooch broom
by jake April 17, 2004
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Hack

Something which you dislike or dont agree with.
That Steve, hes really hack.
That womans trousers are really hack.
Oh Hack! Ive forgotten my keys.
by jake August 12, 2003
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fly on the wall

to be present to listen/see what goes on behind closed doors, that is, in a room closed to the media or other non-participants
1. I'd like to be a fly on the wall when that (distrusted) union steward is making deals with management all on his own

2. I'd like to be a fly on the wall when my ex and her lawyer are talking about our separation agreement

3. I'd like to be a fly on the wall of suite 401 of the Best Western when my ex is visiting her boyfriend who's up here on business
by Jake March 01, 2004
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juliapotamus

proper noun:a large, no, VERY large woman who is a great friend but VERY enormous.Her camel toe is bigger than my runningshoe.Her breasts are 'way bigger than D-cup, my largest experience before her.
I can't let Juliapotamus lay or sit on me, that 319-pound hunk a burning love would CRUSH me ! I do her doggie style or she lies on her back with her leg up and I lie on my side and slip it into her. She has huge labia, a real slash.
by Jake January 10, 2004
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unit

male penis and scrotum, or female mound/vulva/labia/vagina
When she turned him down he pulled out his unit and began waving it around her face.

When I decided to surprise fuck him, I shaved my unit the night before. He said it was the best vaginal sex he'd ever had.
by Jake January 20, 2004
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shotgun

when the guy ejaculates twice into the vagina without withdrawing.....typically in excess of 20 minutes of fucking
she:"Oh, I'm so sore today. He shotgunned me again this weekend. I'm RAW!!!"
by Jake March 15, 2004
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homework

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)
my satan teacher gave me crap
by jake January 18, 2005
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