well fuck me blue

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."

by Jake March 19, 2004

chunk

Nickname, commonly used to describe a LARGE friend since it was made popular in the movie Goonies.

Hey Chunk (Ardi in this case), get your butt over here and stay out of my Pantry!

by Jake March 27, 2005

crap

Less offensive than shit, more offensive than poop.

(In front of parents) "I just stepped in dog crap!

by Jake March 31, 2005

escargot

French for "snail", commonly the snail body that comes out of a snail shell. Edible.

he: "Would you care for escargot?"

she: "er, no thanks. It always looks too much like tiny inner & outer labia. I'm not into eating that."

by Jake April 17, 2004

pannis

(noun)a hanging pouch on a woman's abdomen.This occurs above the navel & below the breasts.Usually in the period following childbirth. Do not confuse with the erotic belly bulge

She's had 3 kids, its no wonder that she wears large shirts, hanging out, to hide her pannis

by Jake January 19, 2004

hard wup

An expression by male/female beast. Means hard work. Only remmers from Workington can pronounce this correctly.

Man, that was hard wup!

by Jake February 03, 2004

slute

Attractive female who dresses like a mixture of a valley girl and a slut, but does not necessarilly put out. Very convenient to use in public while around an actual slut, assuming that the dumb slut cannot recognize the connection that is so obvious to the rest of us above normal retards. See yaa

Check out that slute in the red with the fuckin' cans.

by Jake May 13, 2005