Definitions by Jake

goose 

1)To grab someone's butt check(s) with all 4 fingers and thumb of one hand as if by the beak of a goose. Element of surprise very important.
2)To grab a woman for the very first time in the genital area. Done quickly and without finesse or foreplay. If a finger or two penetrates the vagina, so much the better. Element of surprise very important.
3)To stick your thumb up another person's butthole (or vagina). Element of surprise essential.

I goosed my brother as we came up the stairs outta the Tube.

I goosed Nancy's snatch once I decided the first date wasn't working out.

Once I saw her naked I knew I didn't want to fuck her. She was coyote ugly, I goosed her instead. She just thought I was getting her ready for anal.

goose by Jake February 3, 2004

deck bunny 

the woman that you take sailing with you whose main purpose is to ornament the foredeck by wearing a bikini and taking the top off to sunbathe. Really good deck bunnies shave their beaver before they arrive at dockside, and they take off their top and their bottom. See also rudder slut. Deck bunnies don't have to fuck the captain but its nice if they do, its usually a long swim to shore if they decide "no"

Two bad weekends in a row, first one it rained both days and the deck bunny wouldn't fuck. Next one, it was sunny but the deck bunny didn't shave, then got her period, then was too seasick to blow me down.

deck bunny by Jake February 3, 2004

noah's ark 

Jon Voight's huge boat. Mary Steenburgen was the rudder slut

It rained for 40 days and 40 nights but we were snug as a bug in a rug aboard Noah's Ark.

noah's ark by Jake February 3, 2004

cabin boy 

the cabin boy, the cabin boy, the nasty little nipper; he filled his ass with broken glass and circumsized the skipper.

Seriously, its a boyish looking deck bunny or rudder slut that you take sailing with you, too unattractive to allow naked on the foredeck but useful for cabin duties (cooking,washing up etc) and once she has her clothes off when the sun's almost down you feel you can pity fuck her somehow, some way.Usually has excess snatch hair and a shock of black arse hair out the back. May have hair round her nipples, maybe a slight moustache, but sucks cock very well and is always eager to fuck

Denise is my favourite cabin boy on long cruises

cabin boy by Jake February 3, 2004

boobage 

a reference to the volume, bounce, and cleavage of a set of breasts

Denise lacked the proper boobage for that dress.

Nancy's boobage is the very finest I've ever seen.

boobage by Jake February 2, 2004

t & a

talent & ability

We hired her for her t & a. The fact she has magnificent tits and a fantastic ass is immaterial to her getting the job.

t & a by Jake February 1, 2004

Crap Dingle 

Dingles of crap. Left behind despite 4-5 wipes with toilet paper. Usual problem with hairy arses.

I was humping her in the missionary position but I couldn't cum, I kept losing my erection. So I asked her to turn over so I could do it doggie style, and hold the base of my shaft. She put her head down on her crossed arms, and her ass up, but then I could smell her crap dingles too well !

Crap Dingle by Jake February 1, 2004