Jacob 's definitions

taco fest

event comprising mostly of women

-opposite of a sausage party

lilith fair was a huge taco fest

by jacob March 23, 2003

Triton Eye

The Triton Eye is a disease caused by being around ugly girls at UCSD too long and your standards for what is attractive is lowered extremely.

9 out of 10 girls in San Diego are hot. But that 10th girl. . .goes to UCSD.

by Jacob May 5, 2005

dist

To distance oneself from another person, or situation. Pronounced the same as the past tense of diss.

I'm gonna dist myself from making a quote.

by Jacob May 3, 2004

pmgz

same concept as "pwned."
reall meaning: "omgz"
other way of saying it: "pmg!"
or "pmg!!!1111111"

me: "pmgz! i just killed someone on accident!"
loser: "what does 'pmgz' mean?"
me: "losah."

by Jacob June 17, 2004

six-down

Refering to police officers po-po,pigs,five-o ect. The old style six shot police .357 magnum or the like in a holster, hence the bullets are six in quanity and facing down.

Six-down fool, run!

by jacob November 14, 2003

Ksalvador

A position of oral sex known fluently by the homosexual community.

Kyle and Randy tried the Ksalvador last night and enjoyed it to a great extent.

by Jacob October 27, 2004

warning label

Warning labels are labels put on most products by companies to protect idiots from injuring themselves, and to prevent retards from filing frivolous lawsuits against them.

12 year old Billy died because he thought drinking drain cleaner would be a good idea. His parents tried to sue on account for their childs stupidity, but the company pointed out the obvious "do not swallow" warning label.

by jacob July 16, 2008