jiffylube

To masterbate with car oil.

Jessie had to relax so he jiffylubed it.

by Jay April 06, 2005

dinkhead

Immature idiot.

Sorin's screwed up something again. What a dinkhead.

by Jay January 13, 2003

McDonalds

1. Last resort for people who can't find a suiteable job. Also known for the best management training in the world...

2. Restaurant where the guests are equally stupid as the people who work there...

1. Don't worry; you can always flip burgers for the clown!
When you can turn a complete retard into a manager... you've got the best management training in the world!!!

2. "Gimme a Big Mac Menu, Super Sized, extra sauce 'n cheese, a Quarter Pounder on the side, also with extra cheese... and a Diet Coke, because I gotta loose weight!"

by Jay February 04, 2004

heaty

To be very obvious when doing something illegal or something not done everyday.

"Shit meng,this guy was so HEATY last night,he was just asking for one time."

"Dont slang that dope around 41st and terminal street.Lots of pigs.Too heaty."

by jay January 14, 2004

chode

when someone dick is thicker than it is longer

man, i have a chode

by jay February 12, 2003

open faced roastbeef sandwich

pussy, beaver, moose knuckles, camel toe

He buried his face in her open faced roastbeef sandwich

by Jay October 10, 2004

minneapolis

a town in minnesota where like 1/4 of the city is black and lots more somalians and ehtiopians and jamaicans live and the asians are packed as tight as sardines

lots of hmong niggaz live here man

by jay February 20, 2005