JAy's definitions

headbang

To perform the act of bobbing your head up and down on a penis.

Samantha always headbanged afterschool.

by Jay July 2, 2004

texan

A person who's responsible for the sales of Tabasco.

"Tabasco on eggs? You fucking Texan!"

by Jay November 13, 2004

McDonalds

The Mexican employment department

No one speaka no Englace at McDonalds!!!

by Jay March 10, 2004

hougy

A hot guy

Isn't he such a hougy?

by Jay February 17, 2004

cool points

1. a system of points devised to determine the cool level of a person...points are given and taken on a 5 or 10 point basis...r if the action is really bad a maximum of 25 points can be taken. After hitting the -30 mark you can officially be condered as a carier of S.A.R.S. (see also S.A.R.S.)

ChronicMasterbator took something i made up and made a definition fo it...me and tony madeit up...not him...he loses 25 points...and seeing as though he was already at -20 he now has -50...he has died of S.A.R.S.

by jay August 18, 2003

The Jay

A cock slap followed by ejaculation in the female's eye... followed with a quick apology and a good laugh.

She was giving me head, and I hit her with The Jay... It was awesome, but she got mad becasue I wouldn't stop laughing.

by Jay December 10, 2004

screamo

yelling song lyrics that mean something sad or emotional

hawthorne heights is a screamo band

by jay May 13, 2005