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Kasabian

1. Horifically stylish band whose debut album kicks so much bottom it will make you eat your hat and your scarf.
1. "Oi geeza you checked the Kasabian album?, that shit's hectic"
by J November 13, 2004
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ayuss

"I was tappin dat ayuss last night"
by J November 30, 2004
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camel toe

Camel toes are most often caused by tight restrictive clothing ie: spandex, lycra, ect...
When jacked up to the breast area it causes the "camel toe" effect, also known as the moose knuckle.
"Damn if she'd feed that thing a pair of jeans in the morning it wouldn't munch on her like that!" She got a nasty camel toe!!
by j June 12, 2004
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ffs

used mainly when anger and frustration run rampent through the veins of even the most noble and happy chappy
J' FFS WHERES ME FUKING SC CD
kid' settle down fukwit
by J April 1, 2005
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Chocolate Chugger

The act of excreting into someone's drink, prefereably the drink would be of dark colour, (Coke, Coffee, Tea etc). The result, a rather nutty taste for the victim of the Chocolate Chugger.And a shit moustache.
John: That Peter's a bit of a chocolate chugger ain't he?
Alex: Why?
John: Cos I just shat in his drink!
by J May 3, 2005
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Tom DeLay

Evil un-American, unethical bastard who imposes his radical christian right-wing beliefs on others and threatens to destroy anyone who opposes his radical extremism. Has absolutely no respect for the constitution or judges upholding the constitution. A former exterminator who is now a corrupt puppet for the energy industry.
Hopefully that large bus will do the patriotic thing and run over Tom DeLay.

Give Tom DeLay $10000000 and he will let your company destroy America while the taxpayers are forced to clean up the mess.
by J April 21, 2005
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goat

- He's a fuckin goat that man
by J July 17, 2003
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