munted

to be a thoroughly roasted jelly head;

to have a lack of control over basic physiognomical functions
:"It soon became apparent that Berts´ turbot impressions were chemically assisted and he was disqualified immediately for being completely munted."
by j December 02, 2003
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Winters Day

A strange and extreme sexual act where-by the male ejaculates, and try's his hardest to make his load shoot up his partners nose, whilst slapping her cheeks at such a force that they turn red, thus making the partner look as if though they have just been out all day in the winter, with rosey cheeks and a runny nose.
Gunther longed to give Eva a winters day.
by J May 03, 2005
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cuntitude

Lose the cuntitude, Karl!
by J April 01, 2005
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beffen

Damn man, I can't wait to bef her!
by J April 22, 2004
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Tupac Shakur

The greatest rapper ever Bitch and he's still alive. You gotta believe in Makaveli & da 7 day theory Bitch.
Tupac Shakur is the greatest rapper ever.
by J April 07, 2004
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cry wolfowitz

'crying wolf', taken from the actions Deputy Secratary of defense Paul Wolfowitz took to try and take America to war with Iraq.
The neo-cons tried to convince everyone Saddam was a threat but they were just crying-Wolfowitz
by J June 25, 2003
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yark

J: Hey NdR, does your dad still have a bad case of smegma?
NdR: YARK!
by J March 15, 2005
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