J's definitions

Blackbird

The hand held navigation product that Alpine Electronics released at the beginning of 2006. It is basically a $700 paper weight due to the fact that it is more likely to get you lost than the compass on the Rambo knife. If you need it to calculate a route, it might take 2 days for it to come up with one for a 45 minute drive. Can only be reset by removing the battery and letting it sit over night. Not very handy for a multi-day drive.

Thanks much Alpine for making my life easier. <---- sarcasm

I thought I could drive to Jersey in a day, but it took my Blackbird two days to calculate the route.

by J September 1, 2008

crapite

a zombie of crap

crapite the zombie from hell

by j March 26, 2003

Solow

just about the coolest guy ever

Man I wish I was as cool as Solow.

by J April 13, 2005

bunz

The act of getting ass

I caught mad bunz last weekend.

by J November 2, 2003

the kickstand

when a woman in and her hands and knees and the man inverts himself, as to do a handstand and proceeds to loosen her bowels

there was no kickstand on davids bike so hunter king gave him one

by j June 19, 2004

elevator funny

Replaces the term 'on so many different levels' hence the meaning, Elevator Funny..Can also be used in other situations..like:

1:Yeah I told her I had HIV on april fools day, and she fell for it, ON APRIL FOOLS DAY!
2: LMAO! Damn dude, that's elevator funny!

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1: You watch American Idol?
2: Clay Aiken's elevator gay
1: Word, he elevator can't sing

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1: Yeah, he rememebered that the matrix movie and game were coming out that day.. but forgot it was their aniversary
2: Damn, he elevator cockblocked himself yo

by J May 28, 2004

gav

drift warrior who earned status by talking not drifting

i smashed some cunt at city west then drifted all the way to qld to run from the cops

by j March 6, 2003