Insert Name Here's definitions

gaping taco

an extremely loose and saggy twat that can best be compared to a wet taco that was purchased from a shady street food vendor

i went out with heather last night and when i tried feel her up my hand sunk into her gaping taco and after that it was pretty awkward, i think i should block her number bro

by Insert Name Here March 10, 2015

mexican bum sneeze

When one male hovers above another, spreads his ass and projectile sprays taco shit all over the recipents face

Jose loves to give chris a good ol mexican bum sneeze everytime he has a taco bell big box combo

by Insert Name Here March 28, 2015

nut swipe

A nut swipe is when you take your sweaty ball sack and you rub it along the forehead of your partner

I love to nut swipe my girl right after getting home from the gym. It makes.me feel like a man and i enjoy watching the ball sweat drip down her nose

by Insert Name Here March 13, 2015

sac thrust

A sac thrust is when you squeeze your nuts together and insert them directly into your partners snatch

So i gave jessica the deepest sac thrust last night. My balls are fukin sore but it was totally worth it

Yo next time that bitch steps outta line give her a good sac thrust and set her straight. No bitch gonna give you lip after your nuts gap her shit wide open

by Insert Name Here March 28, 2015

Your Mother

literally "Your mother". A derivation of yo mamma, used as a joke insult for any occasion. It doesn't have to make any sense at all and can be part of a phrase. Often used in a sexual context.

Bob: What'd you do last night?
Bill: Your Mother.

Bob: What did you think of that movie?
Bill: Your Mother

Bob: I'm getting tired of this.
Bill: Your Mother didn't get tired last night.

by Insert name here September 25, 2004

god

The imaginary figure that created atheism

We all know that's ture, think about how this makes sense

by Insert Name Here April 19, 2004

fecal smear

A new type of sex act where one takes his cock after anal and smears a smily face on the recipients ass cheeks

Yo i gave nicole such a fecal smear last night, that girl needs to lay off the taco bell for awhile. There was such much shit i could have made a shit rainbow on her back

by Insert Name Here March 13, 2015