tabarnacles

Swear word used in the French Canadian version of Spongebob Squarepants.

Tabarnacles, Patrice, you forgot to pull up your pants again!

by Hugh G Rection August 10, 2006

schlong

A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.

Laura: HAHAHAHAHA! Its so funny that schlong sounds large becuz it has something long stuck in!
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.

by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005

cockade

1. According to Wikipedia, a cockade is "a knot of ribbons, or other circular- or oval-shaped symbol of distinctive colours which is usually worn on a hat."
2. A funkier definition is a special lemonade, prepared as follows:
a. Water (carbonated for the more adventurous)
b. Sugar
c. Squeezed lemon juice
d. Stir with your cock
e. Ice (stirring iced water with yor cock is not advised)
f. Don´t forget to fish out the pubes
g. If you cum in the lemonade its called a "marbled cockade"

1. Cockades were worn in men´s hats in centuries past to advertise their political sympathies or for sides identification in battle.
2. Hey girls! I made some cockade!... I´m having a beer myself...

by Hugh G Rection August 28, 2007

Ganja

Jamaica's finest.

Im goin' to Mo Bay on a ganja vacation mon...

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Shit Sandwich

Popular philosophical reflection. You see, life is like a shit sandwich because the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.

Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man

by Hugh G Rection November 02, 2005

hot roger

when you pick your wife up from bingo and you shove the bingo dabber in her ass and she screams BINGO!

i picked up a hottie from arts and gave her a hot roger!

by Hugh G Rection December 10, 2004

fux0r

Thats the way hax0r kidz call the old in-and-out (which they know only from hearsay).

Im l00kin 4 a hax0r chix0r who wantz to sux0r my dix0r and then to fux0r

by Hugh G Rection January 17, 2005