Hugh G Rection's definitions

mopwanger

a cock so large it drags on the floor like a mop.

bend down and say hi to Mr. Mopwanger

by Hugh G Rection November 27, 2003

remix

Shit music produced by the talentless for the tasteless.

The existence of remixes prove that you can always sell shit to the right people.

by Hugh G Rection September 21, 2006

gaucho

1. The cowboys in Argentina
2. An unconfortable friend, who has questionable taste, bad manners, exposes you before your friends and undermines your social position. You wont get rid of him, dumping him near the freeway, because of course youre so fucking gay and you are banging him (or he is banging you). After a Steely Dan song, but then again, who the hell knows what they really meant?

1. Gaucho, sos un boludo ché...
2. Who is the gaucho amigo, why is he standing in your spangled-leather poncho, whith the studs that match your eyes? Bodacious cowboys, such as your friend, will never be welcome here, high in the Custerdome...

by Hugh G Rection January 27, 2005

hot roger

when you pick your wife up from bingo and you shove the bingo dabber in her ass and she screams BINGO!

i picked up a hottie from arts and gave her a hot roger!

by Hugh G Rection December 10, 2004

Shit Sandwich

Popular philosophical reflection. You see, life is like a shit sandwich because the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.

Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man

by Hugh G Rection November 2, 2005

Ganja

Jamaica's finest.

Im goin' to Mo Bay on a ganja vacation mon...

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

internet

A vast source of mp3, warez, crackz, DivX and other leet stuff. D00ds are also known to cum here for a netsex quickie (mostly with other d00ds sporting nicks such as H0tCunT). I´ve heard chix actually do chat down here sometimes (mostly with other chix).
Above all, its the largest depot of pr0n known to mankind.

The Internet is down for maintenance.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHH!

by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003