cunnilingus

a) To go muff diving
b) An expert in foreign languages
I got that job because im such a cunning linguist.
by Hugh G Rection September 20, 2003
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Netsex

Short fiction genre. The only form of literature written with one hand while jerking off like a crazed monkey with the other.
Note: Netsex is the leet term. Cybersex is used mainly by AOLers
Jeez, I had this awesome, screen-splashing, keyboard-mucking undies-hanging-from-the-chandelier netsex last night!
by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003
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Skull

Okay, okay Monica so u don't like anal... well, gimme some skull then, hon...
Ahh, and have a cigar...
by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003
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Tsunami

a) A giant wave generated by an undersea earthquake, landslide or by a meteor impact.
b) Splashing of water in the toilet caused by plopping a big turd.
I plopped a huge one and the tsunami it caused splashed my ass all over
by Hugh G Rection September 20, 2003
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pinche

Spanish-language expression meaning:
a) Kitchen boy. The guys who clean up the Chef's mess and scrub the frying pans and carry stuff around. In this context it's still used in Spain.
b) In Mexico, it's an all-purpose insult enhancer, which would be roughly equivalent to the use of *fucking* in English. If Jay (Silent Bob's hetero life mate) spoke Spanish, he would say *pinche* A LOT.
Pinche is strongly associated with cursing in Mexican Spanish and the very moment you use it gives you away as a Mexican national. So you pinches gringos take that into account if youre trying to pass for an Argentine or whatever.
c) In Mexico, it's also used as an adjective to describe something as insignificant, lousy, miserable or worthless.
a) Se solicitan 2 pinches de cocina medio turno. (2 kitchen boys are needed for half shifts)
b) Pinche gringo culero ve a chingar a tu reputisima madre! (Fucking gringo asshole go fuck your loosecunt cocksucking mother!)
c) Tu pinche hermana está bien pinche, wey. (Your fucking sister is so fucking ugly, dude!)
by Hugh G Rection April 08, 2005
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slats

1. Small aerodynamic surfaces on the leading edge of an airplane wing which, when deployed, allow the wing to operate at a higher angle of attack.
2. Pussy lips. By analogy to calling them flaps. See? flaps... slats... Now... flaps everybody understands, but *slats*?... Gimme a break!... Please don't call your girlfriend's pussy lips *slats* if you don't want to sound awfully nerdy, or unless you both work at Lockheed-Martin.
1. If it wasn't for my plane's auto-deployed slats, i´d be a red stain on the landscape by now.
2. (Youre giving her head on the drawing board late at night at Lockheed-Martin) Hmm Donna, these slats are hot! Not the ones in your design dummy!
by Hugh G Rection June 03, 2006
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Qusay and Uday

Any pair of thugs who are a pain in the ass for everyone else, taking revenge on the World because Daddy Saddam used to bugger them when they were kids.
Qusay and Uday are so mean becuz they miss Daddy Saddam's dick
by Hugh G Rection March 10, 2005
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