rusty blumpkin

The act of receiving a rim job while concurrently taking a dump and receiving a handjob.

Man I got this rusty blumpkin last night, aboslutely filled this chicks mouth with crap.

by Hugh G Rection April 08, 2005

twiddle

To stimulate a woman´s clit by rubbing lightly on and around her love button zone. Not to be confused with tweaking, which implies more focused rub-a-dub. Typically you start twiddling and end up tweaking.
See also: no stinky pinky

I was just twiddling her a bit, but she came all the same

by Hugh G Rection October 07, 2003

crack of dawn

What ain't safe when im horney

Im so horney that even the crack of dawn ain't safe!

by Hugh G Rection January 27, 2005

kilt

Ancient garment from the Scottish highlands.
Some tradition-minded blokes favor this skirt-like garment, because:
a) They can show off their clan's or regiment's tartan.
b) They can conveniently ventilate their dorks.

Fiona: What do Scotsmen wear under their kilts?
Angus: Loch Ness Monster, me lassie!

by Hugh G Rection March 17, 2005

tolongas

One way to call your balls in Spanish.
Its use is not advised in polite company.

Caress my tolongas while you blow me, Lupe!
My tolongas hang so low that I often trip over them.

by Hugh G Rection February 25, 2006

fux0r

Thats the way hax0r kidz call the old in-and-out (which they know only from hearsay).

Im l00kin 4 a hax0r chix0r who wantz to sux0r my dix0r and then to fux0r

by Hugh G Rection January 17, 2005

Mop

that's when u got such a large cock you go about dragging it on the floor.
Also known as a mopwanger.

Make way... make way... mopwanger passing thru... doncha dare to step on it, or you can get mopbanged!

by Hugh G Rection October 31, 2003