Definitions by Hugh G Rection
Condoleezza Rice
She's smart, she's tuff, she's hot, and she's for real!
Just look at her pic... she looks like she can kick your ass blue... and that's a good thing, because she's the U.S. Secretary of State.
No wonder she has many detractors: smart, tuff and sexy girls cause widespread envy and fear.
If I lived in the States, I sure would vote her for President.
Just look at her pic... she looks like she can kick your ass blue... and that's a good thing, because she's the U.S. Secretary of State.
No wonder she has many detractors: smart, tuff and sexy girls cause widespread envy and fear.
If I lived in the States, I sure would vote her for President.
Condoleezza Rice by Hugh G Rection August 7, 2006
seamen
1) Enlisted Navy servicemen.
2) Whom am I trying to fool? It's actually a clever way of saying semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, spunk, cream.
2) Whom am I trying to fool? It's actually a clever way of saying semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, spunk, cream.
What is big and black and is full of seamen?... A submarine!
Donna enlisted in the Navy and now she likes seamen even more!
Donna enlisted in the Navy and now she likes seamen even more!
seamen by Hugh G Rection August 2, 2006
Tsunami
a) A giant wave generated by an undersea earthquake, landslide or by a meteor impact.
b) Splashing of water in the toilet caused by plopping a big turd.
b) Splashing of water in the toilet caused by plopping a big turd.
Tsunami by Hugh G Rection June 19, 2006
slats
1. Small aerodynamic surfaces on the leading edge of an airplane wing which, when deployed, allow the wing to operate at a higher angle of attack.
2. Pussy lips. By analogy to calling them flaps. See? flaps... slats... Now... flaps everybody understands, but *slats*?... Gimme a break!... Please don't call your girlfriend's pussy lips *slats* if you don't want to sound awfully nerdy, or unless you both work at Lockheed-Martin.
2. Pussy lips. By analogy to calling them flaps. See? flaps... slats... Now... flaps everybody understands, but *slats*?... Gimme a break!... Please don't call your girlfriend's pussy lips *slats* if you don't want to sound awfully nerdy, or unless you both work at Lockheed-Martin.
1. If it wasn't for my plane's auto-deployed slats, i´d be a red stain on the landscape by now.
2. (Youre giving her head on the drawing board late at night at Lockheed-Martin) Hmm Donna, these slats are hot! Not the ones in your design dummy!
2. (Youre giving her head on the drawing board late at night at Lockheed-Martin) Hmm Donna, these slats are hot! Not the ones in your design dummy!
slats by Hugh G Rection June 11, 2006
Patroclus
Achilles' boyfriend
It shouldn't be surmised from the above phrase that Achilles was gay, because he was also banging Brisseis.
In any case he was bi.
It shouldn't be surmised from the above phrase that Achilles was gay, because he was also banging Brisseis.
In any case he was bi.
Ajax: Achilles, Hector wasted your boyfriend Patroclus, who was wearing your armor and a red garter belt. Now Hector has both your armor and the garter belt.
Achilles: What?? I told him countless times that only black garter belts are worn with armor!
Im gonna beat the shit outta that Hector dude as soon as I finish banging Brisseis.
Achilles: What?? I told him countless times that only black garter belts are worn with armor!
Im gonna beat the shit outta that Hector dude as soon as I finish banging Brisseis.
Patroclus by Hugh G Rection May 1, 2006
daisy cutter
Those who think that the good ol' Daisy Cutter is a fuel-air bomb are full of camel shit.
This girl is a BLU-82B 15,000-pound conventional bomb, looks like an oversize boiler and is delivered from a C-130.
It doesnt detonate a cloud of vapor at altitude, and it doesn't suck the air outta your lungs... it just explodes big time.
Its lethal range is reported to be 300-900 feet (the guy who says 3 miles has been drinking his bathwater again).
It was originally used in Nam to clear jungle patches for landing zones and stuff.
Nowadays it's mainly appreciated for its shit-in-your pants effect.
This girl is a BLU-82B 15,000-pound conventional bomb, looks like an oversize boiler and is delivered from a C-130.
It doesnt detonate a cloud of vapor at altitude, and it doesn't suck the air outta your lungs... it just explodes big time.
Its lethal range is reported to be 300-900 feet (the guy who says 3 miles has been drinking his bathwater again).
It was originally used in Nam to clear jungle patches for landing zones and stuff.
Nowadays it's mainly appreciated for its shit-in-your pants effect.
Let's drop a Daisy Cutter on Charlie today! Yes sir! Great sir! May I watch sir?
Your sister reminds me of a Daisy Cutter
Your sister reminds me of a Daisy Cutter
daisy cutter by Hugh G Rection April 10, 2006
tolongas
tolongas by Hugh G Rection April 10, 2006