Definitions by Gregory

Josh2 

A basement dwelling creature known for it's inability to properly navigate stairs and it's distinct odor. It often makes odd sounds resembling speech from a loud, large, and quite obnoxious hole in what appears to be a large butt atop its portly frame.

It's best to throw bricks at the josh2, and run. If it approaches, ignore it. If it persists, insult it until it goes away.

see hecateh

OMG l00k it's teh josh2! LOLZ!!!1

RUN!!

Josh2 by gregory August 10, 2004

succexy 

latin for my friend ate a wombat

guy 1: 'eh, succexy'
guy 2: 'thats gross'

succexy by gregory August 4, 2004

cock parade 

A large group of males with no women present, walking around with nothing to do.

Jesus, look at Quinn and his friends. What a cock parade.

cock parade by Gregory June 15, 2004

cock lock 

When one is suspended from use of their cock for a predetermined amount of time.

Hey, man, we're gonna have to put you on cock lock.

cock lock by Gregory June 15, 2004

mock cock 

A dildo, or other false penis-like devices.

Dude, did you find Quinn's mock cock? I can't believe he has one.

mock cock by Gregory June 15, 2004

cock mocking 

When you mockingly refer to another man's penis.

We gave Alex one hell of a cock mocking. Ya know, 'cuz he has a small penis.

cock mocking by Gregory June 15, 2004

shlonsky 

of or referring to a dork or someone who does or says something stupid.

Dang, my buddy nick totally messed up with that cute girl. He is such a shlonsky

shlonsky by Gregory May 20, 2004