Evan's definitions

road conning

the strategical placement of cones on a road where cars are bound to hit them.

I coned that cadillac on 14 mile last weekend.

by Evan April 23, 2004

NoCost

Originating from the lengthened version "No Cost", this word has been twisted to mean that you pay the company giving you useless shit nothing, but you have to sign up for 3 different offers at a $9.95 introductory price, as well as paying heinous shipping as if you were shipping from DerkaDerkastan

Free Porn for NoCost!

Apple iPod for NoCost!

by Evan October 22, 2004

smokley

A sophmore witha heavy cocaine and marijuana addiction. Also see,
big smoke
oakley
big toke
big oak

Greg: What do you wana do?
Smokley: Lets have Jenn buy us a bag.

by evan June 3, 2004

Teague Eyed

Crooked. Refering to a person named Teague who was crosseyed.

The Tower of Piza is all Teague Eyed.

by Evan August 19, 2003

chicker nugges

The five-piece chicken nuggets meal from Wendy's.

My favorite meal at Wendy's is the chicker nugges!

by Evan February 29, 2004

poke

a slang term in reference to sexual intercourse; see also: bone

all my friends are dying to poke me.

by Evan June 25, 2002

minitruck mullet

a mullet that is fairly long, and worn down in front, looks awesome and is 1 of the episodes traveled thru, before the destination of an ultimullet is reached.
see also ultimullet}, mllatino, camaro mullet, and www.mullets-galore.com

"that dudes minitruck mullet looks sick"
"ya, give it time, and he'll have a camaro mullet."

by evan August 1, 2004