New Mom

Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.

Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...

by Eric January 02, 2004

HORSE FACED

A woman with a long face, similar to a horse's.

Did you fuck that ugly, horse faced bitch?

by Eric April 11, 2005

dib

A one syllable word that can and does mean absolutely anything.

Go dib yourself.

I dont dib you.

Suck my dib.

Where for art thou dib?

by Eric August 07, 2004

mouth fucker

someone who fucks in the mouth

quit fucking me in the mouth you mouth fucker

by eric September 01, 2003

biggest

Best; worst; most tubular; most heinous.

Dude, that meter maid just ticketed my car even though I had put money in the meter. She's the biggest.

by Eric December 01, 2004

Poopy

something the little kids at my school enjoy saying.

kindergarteners: Hey Eric! Poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy!
Me: go away you little pests.

by Eric December 09, 2004

fong

a system of meaurement equal to 100 pounds.

An elephant penis weighs 2 fongs.

by Eric April 05, 2005