Eric's definitions

Old Mom

An ex-New Mom which you still need to deal with.

1. Old Mom keeps wantin' to hook back up
2. Old Mom gets most of my take-home.

by Eric January 2, 2004

knamscreamin'

know what im screamin'?!

"man,you gotta hit this....knaaamscreamin!?" bad example but use your imagination

by eric October 22, 2003

Dolespank

A fucking Hot kid from windham

Dolespank was amazing last night after the movie.

by Eric August 17, 2003

groos

the words goose and gross mashed together to symbolize mother teresa's extreme power over the weak and the colour of St-Lawrence

bacon bits are groos on salad.

by Eric November 6, 2004

jack-off jill

a band from south florida, not sure if theyre still around. they were from around the time marilyn manson was gettin started down here too, when they calld themselves 'Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids"

i used to go see jack-off jill at the carefree theater ,i think it was

by eric October 22, 2003

Honda

Car most likely to have an owner who touts how much horsepower their car has (for a low to moderately priced vehicle)while ignoring the importance of torque as a contributing factor of overall speed. Must be revved above 5,000 RPM to experience anything called "Power".

Hey, My VR6 GTI is experiencing maximum torque at under 2000 RPM's. Wow that HONDA looks small in my rearview mirror.

by Eric April 10, 2006

corn dogging

While having sex on the beach, you pull out while she's distracted, plunge your member into the sand, then stick it back in

I corn dogged my prom date at the beach after-party and had to leave the state for two years.

by eric March 29, 2005