snoodling

Deviant sexual act of ejaculating up the partner's nose. No real evidence to support that anybody actually does this, but the term "Nasal Sex" had to be made up for some reason.

Oy, don't talk to that bird. She's a real snoodler who'll take two loads for half a crown, she will!

by Eric July 12, 2004

dirty litterbox

when a guy or girl wipes his or her entire hand up a shitty sweaty asshole and smells it as they proceed to wipe the shit covered hand on a girls box or pussy

i had the runs so i wiped my ass with my hand and continued to rub the brown mess on her box

by eric April 24, 2003

soysauce

An asian person who plays basketball well.

Shit son, soysauce just made another three-pointer.

by Eric March 24, 2005

garott

the screen name a gay 60 year old man that wants to suck your wang would use.

I'm going to put garott on my buddy list. He is really nice.

by eric November 17, 2003

Pig Monger

A particularly ugly and annoying person, normally a sibling. Good nonsensical comeback to an insult.
(Real definition is person who sells pigs)

Sister: "You need to clean your room"
Brother: "Shutup Pig Monger"

by Eric December 05, 2003

Cracker

- A white caucasion individual, who is mostly named by other black males and females. Called crackers way back from the 1900's because white americans named African Americans "Niggers."

"Look at dat cracker mother fucker right der"

"Letz woop his cracka ass

Black-"Look at dat cracker mother fucker right der"

Black-"Letz woop his cracker ass"

White-"Why please do not hurt me, I have children."

Black-"Fuck yo white kidz, woop his cracker ass!!

by Eric February 26, 2005

Ass Bag

hemerroid; a pain in the ass

My boss is such an assbag!

by ERIC June 21, 2003