Eric's definitions

Fart

i.To break the sound barrier without a
plane.

ii. To make ass cheeks smack at rapid
speed.

iii. To make like an iraqi and drop the bomb.

Sorry, I have to fart and run.
Did you smell what the rock is cooking?.
Howard Stern's goat cheese

by Eric July 7, 2004

Number 7

To Beat off while taking a shit. Number 2 and Number 5 combined.

I was taking a number 7 when my mom walked in.

by Eric December 4, 2003

trewavas

A small man, usually british, that employs trickery

I dropped my nickers on the floor and he pulled a trewavas

by Eric September 21, 2003

break off some

used in reference to the delicious,crunchy, wafer-like chocolate treat.a shortened version of the slogan "break me off a piece"

"give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that kit kat bar."

by Eric April 27, 2004

zeriara

a stuck up, self-obsessed asshole, who overcompensates muchly for their obvious insecurity. also see: skank

this zeriara needs to get the fuck over herself

by eric July 1, 2004

Corel

1. A sexy person who owns his own bar known as CDC.

by Eric July 3, 2003

ottered

To take a poop so large, that it plugs up the toliet.

"Jeanine stopped over and ottered our toliet! How rude!"

by Eric June 27, 2006