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text sniping

1. The act of trying to read someone else's texts discreetly by casually glancing over their shoulder.

2. Stealing one's phone and going through their message inbox when the owner of the phone isn't there, usually in the bathroom.
1. I found out Sarah and Dave are fighting again when I was text sniping Dave while we were watching a movie.

2. I knew there was something going on between Bob and my sister. I sniped her texts while she was sleeping and there must have been 40 messages from him.
by Eli January 10, 2008
mugGet the text snipingmug.

Gisp

The region between the scrotum and the anus, or the hair thereof. See also taint, gooch and anal beard
That really gets my gisp

Or

Don't itch your gisp in public
by Eli November 22, 2003
mugGet the Gispmug.

funnny

1. When someone who can't spell attempt to write "funny".
2. When something is so hilarious you just gotta add another "n" for emphasis.
L:That movie was awesome!
M: Yeah, it was so funnny!
by eli January 14, 2005
mugGet the funnnymug.

yeehoo

word which expresses happiness, joy, surprise, excitement, or whatever emotion you want it to express.
Yeehoo!! !!!!!! !!!!
by eli January 15, 2005
mugGet the yeehoomug.

trooper

A queer-bait that wears pink slippers and loves to ride 26" spinnaz
OOO, I love it when you stick me with that spinna Switch!
by Eli May 23, 2004
mugGet the troopermug.

sloobies

Falling asleep on a girl's boobies.
I just had sloobies with your girlfriend.
by Eli December 12, 2003
mugGet the sloobiesmug.

laos

small landlocked asian country.
also, singular of "lice".
hi, i'm from laos.
oh yeah, you have a giant laos in your hair.
by Eli October 5, 2007
mugGet the laosmug.

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