David's definitions

Herbert The Magical Goat

a magical goat that lives in Robert A. Cross Middle Magnet School, he is known to roam around in the ventilation systems

Herbert The Magical Goat said "Baa!" to me yesterday!

by David February 20, 2004

ton

Means to fight, scrap ect. This word is used down south

You seen that bitch get in Chris face like dat? They bout to ton in dis bitch

by David July 31, 2004

webshots

A webshot is defined as what you may do to celebrate (i.e. drink some form of alcohol) an occasion with someone while partaking in some form of communication over the internet (webcam, voicechat, IM).

Typically used between friends who can't be at the same place at the same time during an event of interest, but wish to still drink to said occasion.

Note: May also be abused as an excuse to drink alone.

screenname1:Happy birthday man! Cheers! *takes shot*
screenname2:Thanks man, cheers! *takes shot as well*

Person: What are you doing? You really shouldn't be drinking alone
Alcoholic Friend: Don't worry man, I'm... I'm taking webshots with a f-friend of mine
Person: Riiiight.

by David May 23, 2008

smoke detector

A device in your house that beeps when it detects smoke. It goes off when your toast starts to burn. Every house should have atleast one smoke detector.

If you don't have a smoke detector it would be a good idea to get one.

by David March 8, 2004

NOKC

Naked On Karrie's Chair

Used to denote an inconsiderate or revolting action on the part of a houseguest.

Rinsc: and yesterday morning she sat naked on a chair that karrie sits on to put on her makeup. Karrie was pissed.
bbm: rank
DuD: is he shagging her yet?
bbm: lol

by david July 10, 2004

hicky

a dark red mark that shows on your skin if someone sucks on it.

Nick gave melissa the reddest hicky on her neck last night, while they were getting all kinds of freaky.

by david October 9, 2004

Hateraid

to have hatred towards or to hate on(Insult.)

he droped a huge bottle of Hateraid on me.

by david December 9, 2003