David's definitions

COCOVIPER

An asinine individual who obssesses with loud, unnecessary computer components. Enjoys bragging about eeking more performance out of his computer via overclocking without regard to stability. The individual seems to enjoy the airflow his system produces.

CoCoViper> LOLZ I HAEV TEH 590 CFM THATZ Y MY CASE SAYS TEH 590 ONI T WITH L33T MAILB0XX0RZ LETTERS HAHA WHWH AHAH U LOSE NVIDI AIS TEH L33T W00T

by David April 30, 2003

Ringu

A Japenese movie about an urban legend in which if you see a certain video, you will die in 7 days. See also The Ring

Remember in the English version of Ringu, when the reporter figures out how the tape works?

by David April 28, 2003

Albino

A person who lacks tint in thier skin and most likely has bad eyesight. Sometimes heriditary, albinoism causes severe emotional pain, especially when douches like you start making fun of them.

Retard: Hey snow boy, I bet if were were, like, playing hide 'n' seek in the snow, we all would be like- where snow- or something-
Albino: Yeah?
Retard: And you would be like- and-
Albino: What was that?
Retard: -like-
Albino: Kiss my white ass

by David April 25, 2003

marta

A bus; also known as Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta

I'll take the Marta to work today.

by David April 25, 2003

buttmunch

Someone who loves too eat butt, such as a cat or child(Aaron).

Wow, Ali, you sure are a slutty buttmunch....

by David April 24, 2003

Spastic freak

One of those people that have shakey hands and drinking coffee all the time andtalkinglikethisallthetime. Plus, they could use some tranquelizers.

Andy in a spastic freak, he keeps on spilling his coffee.

by David April 24, 2003

dang

A red neck child's way of saying a "curse word. oooooooooooooohhhhhh"

Dang, the wheat ain't ready for cuttin'! What are we gonna do, Pa?

by David April 24, 2003