467 definitions by David

MUNGBUTTER

a pus like green substance that is excreeted during labor.

The baby's momma was straining during labor and her panties got all soaked in mung butter!

by David March 1, 2005

spoo

spoo (spoo) n. A substance that is disturbing in texture and smell.
spoodification (spoo-di-fi-kay-shun) v. act of embarresing or otherwise showing your superiority to someone or something.
spoodist (spoo-dist) n. A follower of the ways of spoo.

What the spoo is that!?

Dude, you have some spoo on your shirt!

by David September 22, 2004

Sploogie Poindexter

a male masterbator; usually a computer geek that is addicted to porn sites.

The IT guy is such a Sploogie Poindexter that his thumb and forefinger are constantly slick.

by David December 2, 2003

farmerbarleymow

An wordurbaniteword. A loud-mouthed, opinionated twat. Talks filth - has absolutely no shame whatsoever.

Inveterate flirt. Always smiling (or gurning if at a gathering of wordurbanitesword).

Easy to placate when riled with a bottle of gin.

Get orrrf moi land!

by David June 12, 2003

nightlight

A small dim light that is left on all night when people need to find their way to the bathroom.

They turned on their nightlight.

by David March 7, 2004

Merck

A big babushka on a womans crotch
AKA Fur Burger

Dude, I was totally gonna fuck that girl but then she pulled down her pants an she had a huge merck

by David November 19, 2004

jungle

An overflow of pubic hair. A large amount of pubic hair that needs shaving.

My god, it's a jungle down there!

by David May 28, 2003