POONIS

the genitalia of a hermaphrodite (part poon and part penis)

by David September 28, 2003

faggrivated

(adj.) the state of moral reproach once a person's thresh hold of tolerance for homosexual behavior has been surpassed

homophobia intolerance

Being dragged to watch "To Wong Foo - Thanks for Everything", Jerry was a trite faggrivated.

by David December 30, 2004

hoover manuever

When you have sex with a girl in the ass, then pull her legs up and push her around on her forehead like a vacuum cleaner, i.e. "hoover maneuver."

"I pulled a hoover maneuver on her last night; her forehead is still rugburnt."

by david November 17, 2004

American Identity

what it means to be an American: one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here

When Miss Poblete asked the class what the American Identity is, David said an American is one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here.

by David June 19, 2006

Herbert The Magical Goat

a magical goat that lives in Robert A. Cross Middle Magnet School, he is known to roam around in the ventilation systems

Herbert The Magical Goat said "Baa!" to me yesterday!

by David February 20, 2004

nhi

Acronym used by police to describe crimes between vicious criminals. (No Humans Involved)

I'm not wasting too much time time trying to solve this MF-er; its an NHI

by David November 03, 2003

lad

your penis

my lad got wackhed three times last night.

by david April 30, 2003