David's definitions
by david October 9, 2004
Get the figuredmug. Shot with a gun, usually in an especially violent or agressive manner. This word derives from southern street gangs, and is likely a mixture of "kablammed" and "funked."
by David December 15, 2004
Get the kafunkedmug. A cloud of comets that some astronomers believe exists at the edge of the solar system. There is no evidence to prove the existence of this cloud.
by David March 8, 2004
Get the Oort Cloudmug. 1. A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.
2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.
2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.
1. A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.
2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.
CHARLES= you can see the great wall of China from the moon!
Dave= No it's physically impossible to see it from the moon
CHARLLES= Yeah you can because it's so long, and I didn't say the moon I said space
Dave= You're a wanksock!
2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.
CHARLES= you can see the great wall of China from the moon!
Dave= No it's physically impossible to see it from the moon
CHARLLES= Yeah you can because it's so long, and I didn't say the moon I said space
Dave= You're a wanksock!
by David February 20, 2004
Get the wanksockmug. 
Get the assholesmug. hooah (hoo ah) adj., adv., n., v., conj., interj., excla. Orig. unknown Slang. 1. Referring to or meaning anything and everything except "no". 2. What to say when at a loss for words. 3.a. Good copy. b. Roger. c. Solid copy. d. Good. e. Great. f. Message received. g. Understood. h. Acknowledged. 4.a. Glad to meet you. b. Welcome. 5. "All right!" 6.a. I don't know the answer, but I'll check on it. b. I haven't the foggiest idea. 7. I am not listening. 8. "That is enough of your drivel; sit down!" 9. Yes. 10. "You've got to be kidding me!" 11. Thank you. 12. Go to the next slide. 13. You've taken the correct action. 14. I don't know what that means, but I'm too embarassed to ask for clarification. 15. Squared away (He's pretty hooah.) 16. Amen!
first Sergeant: "Off-Post personnel will help cleaan the barracks."
Soldier: "Hooah Top." thinking this is fucked up.
Soldier: "Hooah Top." thinking this is fucked up.
by david November 18, 2003
Get the hooahmug. 