David's definitions
by David December 2, 2003

breakup tactic which involves defecating on a plate and placing the feces in the freezer for the slut you want to break up with.
"you aren't goin to believe this but that bastard i was dating eskimo pied me...you know pinched a loaf on a plate and stuck it in my freezer...now all my ice tastes like poo."
by david March 3, 2005

by david October 26, 2003

When you are having anal sex with a girl, whisper in her ear you have AIDS and try to ride her like a raging bronco.
by david November 17, 2004

But I'm the one with the most talent!
by David January 14, 2004

Gayerer - if something is gayer than an object which has already been defined itself as gayer, it is gayerer
by David January 9, 2005
