David's definitions

Perfect Shit

The rare event where someone takes a shit they do it so perfectly that they do not need to use toilet paper.

Holy shit I just shit a perfect shit!

by David August 8, 2006

doe

Doe, No only with a D

"Hey you gots any money?"
"Doe I just spent it all"

by David March 5, 2005

neow

Neow (Yorkshire) mean's No. and it can also be an insult as been rejected.

First. Neow, nowt like that.
Second. ERRRRRRRRRRR NEOW

by David August 1, 2004

forgasmic

Really absolutely totally enjoyable: fucking orgasmic

holy crap batman! Catwoman looks absolutely forgasmic !

by David November 21, 2004

my face

whatever blind non-seeing

insult to a friend

I dont care if you are better than me. my face!

by David February 16, 2005

gizztacular

Adj. something so incredible, it causes massive ruptures in the groinal region.

That woman is gizztacular!

by David February 17, 2004

Turkey Lurker

One who lurks turkeys.

You mother fuckin Turkey Lurker

by David May 4, 2004