L-S-U

Got Trophy USC? And by the way, grits are #1

USC Sucks

by David March 04, 2004

praying to the porcelain gods

when you are kneeling over a toilet and puking

after she got sauced, she sucked off every guy at the party and then was praying to the porcelain gods

by david August 12, 2003

rotosexual

1. (adjective) a sexual persuasion which describes a person who enjoys sexual-intercourse while spinning rapidly

2. (noun) a person who cannot seem to decide his/her sexual persuasion, thus constantly spinning around in regard to his/her sexuality

1. Last night, Linda took me to the merry-go-round at the park and got rotosexual with me.

by David December 31, 2004

E.Bola

a deadly virus

ebola is worse than ecoli

by david December 09, 2003

asspuppet

A pompous blow-hard with little or no redeeming social value much like a terd which hangs from the anus and requires you to make it "dance like a puppet" to get it to fall into the toilet.

Steven is a total asspuppet.

by David December 09, 2003

cheesy gordita crunch

1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.

2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.

1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!

2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!

by David September 28, 2007

shit dog

Oh my goodness.

Shit dog, that is the biggest house I ever seen!!

by David September 02, 2003