David's definitions

guff

talking crap

hey why you talking guff

by david January 21, 2004

blidge

Blidge is a (presumably) made-up word that the Thievery Corporation used a song called "Lebanese Blonde."

In the first verse, the lyric is "the clouds drifting through the blinds"; in a later verse, words and phrases are replaced with others that are phonetically similar, and the lyric becomes "the clouds drifting through the blidge."

Now I can hear the sound, the clouds drifting through the blidge.

by David March 1, 2005

chill

an adjective used to describe someone who you think is very cool, someone you'd like to spend time with. is generally used with a preceeding adverb, such as very, pretty, definitely, etc.

She is definitely chill; I'd like to be with her.

by David January 12, 2005

Snazzy

Cool, awesome, spiffy, etc.

Wow, those are some snazzy pants you have on!

by David September 8, 2003

Kabajillion

An extremely hugh number. 4 Kababjillion is equal to Unlimited money, but 1 Kabajillion is not 1/4 of unlimited money.

"I't would take a Kabajillion dollars for me not to stab you in the face with this fire poker"

by David March 8, 2003

arenes

There is word of a maniac going round sprouting some propaganda about Arenes being pronounced A-renes! How preposterous is this. His name is Chris, and if you see these definitions, then you should not believe them for fear of your life. You have been warned.

Ah-renes. Nothing more.

by David March 26, 2003

mail

Something that is sent to your house daily by the mailman. Mail does not come on Sundays. See envelope and onvelope.

I need to go get the mail.

by David March 8, 2004