David's definitions

Mesmo

(New Norberian English)

1. lit. in a state of mesmerism, hypnotism; in a trance

2. in a state of bewilderment or confusion, daydreaming; 'out of it'

3. mind bogglingly awesome, spellbinding, captivating

(1) "He swung that watch in front of her face and she got all mesmo"

(2) "When the teacher called me to the board I had just woken up and was still pretty mesmo"

(3) "The new N64 cartridge is totally mesmo, bro"

by David January 7, 2005

arenes

There is word of a maniac going round sprouting some propaganda about Arenes being pronounced A-renes! How preposterous is this. His name is Chris, and if you see these definitions, then you should not believe them for fear of your life. You have been warned.

Ah-renes. Nothing more.

by David March 26, 2003

killemall

A short, brusque, unambiguous phrase uttered softly or screamed aloud during moments of stressful or joyous rage. A determined, unequivocal statement of purposeful and intentional violence, leading to both necessary hell-bent ferocity and cathartic happy resolution.

"Hey Jimmy, those punks just torched your car!" "What?!! KILLEMALL!!!!"

by David February 6, 2004

paparazzi

Journalists who chase celebrities. (This is a mainstream word but submitted as a subtle variation from ambulance chaser.)

Princess Di was killed in an auto accident while being chased by paparazzi.

by David October 13, 2003

wangonite

any of the various members of the W.A.N.G. cult originated in Georgia standing for We Are Nice Guys.

Hello my fellow wangonite

by David December 4, 2003

tile guy

A guy that lays down tile in people's houses

I think I need to call the tile guy to come tile my kitchen and bathroom.

by David March 6, 2004

DANCERBATE

to dance furiously and repeatedly

Man I dancerbate way too much. I got to stop or i'll get hurt

by david March 9, 2005