David's definitions
some one who has a chode and looks like one also cuz they are so fat that they are wider than they are long.
by david March 21, 2004

An incurable affliction of the duodenum.
by David November 8, 2003

Meaning "Elite", which on the internet is spelled "31337". This was then shortened to "1337" or "l33t" and pronounced "Leet". A l33t is one who "pwns" (owns) "n00bs" (players who are bad at a particular game) all day long locked away in their dark room, perhaps hacking a mainframe or two. Closely associated with h4x0rz (hackers) that are good at what they do.
by David October 12, 2005

toilet paper tube with eyes crudley drawn by three year olds that you would buy at a fair for charity
"you gonk"
"you retard gonk"
"you retard gonk"
by david June 20, 2006

by David December 10, 2003

Used during a loss prevention interview with an employee at a grocery store was accused of eating food with out making payment.
by David January 6, 2005

large breasts on a female.
by david December 7, 2003
