David's definitions

paparazzi

Journalists who chase celebrities. (This is a mainstream word but submitted as a subtle variation from ambulance chaser.)

Princess Di was killed in an auto accident while being chased by paparazzi.

by David October 13, 2003

wangonite

any of the various members of the W.A.N.G. cult originated in Georgia standing for We Are Nice Guys.

Hello my fellow wangonite

by David December 4, 2003

Clum

The semen when it is released from a boy just entering puberty; a clear, slightly sticky substance exitted from the pre-mautre male penis.

"Before i could cum, i clummed"

by David June 17, 2003

chewd

An uncircumsized chode (penis with no shaft)

When My roommate gets drunk he passes out with chewd in hand!

by David March 18, 2004

marta

I love you darling!

David loves Marta all day, every day.

by David June 10, 2004

General studies

Stupid pointless suck-fest. Sucks so bad it could suck start a land rover.

Dude, im not gonna bother with General studies today, it sucks too much.

by David November 12, 2004

tile guy

A guy that lays down tile in people's houses

I think I need to call the tile guy to come tile my kitchen and bathroom.

by David March 6, 2004