Dave's definitions

Obamowned

An phenomenon where Senator Barack Obama dominates in a democratic primarily, usually when he was not expected to.

Damn Hilary got obamowned in Iowa.

by dave February 15, 2008

Assistant Crack Whore

Officially, the worst job in America.

This year, there's a new "Worst Job in America", displacing the old number one for the last five consecutive years - "Crack Whore". The new number one: "Assistant Crack Whore"

by Dave March 12, 2008

Oysterfest

An area in which there occurs an abundance of females in relation to males. It is the opposite of the popular term "Sausagefest".

"My girlfriend is making me attend a local women's rights convention... it's going to be a total oysterfest."

by Dave August 12, 2008

one armed bandit

A bandit with one arm.

Such as that guy in the Twin Peaks movie. I don't think he was a bandit. He did have one arm though.

by Dave October 13, 2003

crosshair

Two rabbits crossed one over the top of the other.

The secret region of lost pirates - the gay region, where they have a pink flag with two white crosshairs and a white skull.

by Dave October 14, 2003

mungger

putting your mouth on the vagina of a dead female while someone jumps on her stomach to release her insides into your mouth.

I mungged the dead girl

by dave October 14, 2003

R. Kelly

teeage fucker who should keep his DIPSHITTY in his pizzants at all times!

wooooo! o man im sweatin like r. kelly at a playground!!

by DAVE October 15, 2003