Mossberg

*A corporation that manufactures high-quality shotguns.

*Shortened name referring to a Mossberg-made shotgun.

"You can use a Mossberg in Battlefield Vietnam!"
-me

"I have a Mossberg too. It's an M500, 12-gauge, pump-action. Sometimes I call it a 'Mossy'. My Mossy is quite accurate too. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave June 16, 2004

hack

*To break into a computer and access files and what-not, often by clandestine and illegal means.
*A term referring to a cheater in a game of CS.

"I'm going to access the confidential Metal Gear files."
"Isn't it protected by a password and firewall?"
"Yes but...there are ways. ^_~ "
-Otacon & Snake conversing about trying to find out about the PAL system

"That guy's too good. He must be a hacker. Damn him!"
-me, getting my ass kicked by someone who is just too damn good at CS

by Dave April 16, 2004

trumboning

The act of licking a persons anus, as they stand, while at the same manually gratifying them so as to affect a pose similar to that of one playing the trombone.

Daddy likes it when the baby-sitter trombones him. He says that he has really small hands..

by Dave December 05, 2002

Oilix

A micro-organism that can enrich crude oil and replicate it. Said to be cheap (as in low-cost).

"If someone could develop a micro-organism capable of enriching & purifying oil, we'd have a nearly infinite supply of oil! ^.^ Sadly, it's all fiction. -.-' "
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004

grike

North western UK Slang for someones backside

Probably from the use of the word grike to decribe a split or cleft in a rock face

"He wants a good kick up the grike"

by Dave April 27, 2004

Hugh Hefner

The inventor of Playboy magazine. Considered immoral, but he is still a genius, and above all, he knows how to throw parties.

"Hugh Hefner is a true American icon."
-me

by Dave May 20, 2004

Anus Tariff

A tax applied to male prostitutes by the Sweedish Government

The Male Prostitute went to pay his anus tariff

by dave November 26, 2003