Dave's definitions

BT Connect

Anomoly or contradiction

I'm so confused i'm BT Connect

by Dave November 19, 2003

Stinky Eel

Performing oral sex after anal sex without the use of hands touching the man flesh. Also known as A2M.

Sally needed mouth wash after I gave her the Stinky Eel

by Dave December 16, 2004

UMP

Universal Machine Pistol

Developed by Heckler & Koch. 25-round clip chambered for .45acp.

Considered to be "an MP5 for experts". Considered by me to be "the modern-day Tommygun".

"The UMP is just a gun one can just fuck with in Counterstrike. It serves you bad, then it serves you good. It's a hypocritical gun it seems...so that's why I deem it as 'a gun you fuck with once in a while'."
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004

fanny flaps

In Britain, used to refer to the labia majora of the female vagina. Otherwise known as the vaginal "lips".

Can be used as a derogatory term, in the same way that cunt, dick, asshole would be used.

That chick has huge fanny flaps.

I'd like to wrap my fanny flaps around that guy's cock.

Shutup fanny flaps.

by Dave March 5, 2003

bove'd

foreshortning of bothered
meaning "i'm not bothered"

your mums dead . bove'd
i shagged your mum! bove'd mate

by dave December 11, 2003

darkie

A black person.

"I'll take the darkie on the left."
-a friend of mine, amongst many others, during a game of Rival Schools

by Dave January 14, 2004

fetch

The definition of Fetch is Stace

Example is .....Stace is fetch

by Dave January 27, 2005