Dave's definitions

scowlface

1. n. a girl with an overall negative disposition
2. v. the act of scowling at another

1. man that trick is a straight scowlface.
2. i complimented her hair and i straight got scowlfaced.

by dave September 13, 2004

spaniels ears

Large floppy breasts

She's got a right pair of spaniels ears there.

by Dave February 5, 2003

nappy dango

A term generally used by whiggers and posers to refer to what the aav terms as "...nappy dugout..." If you ever meet Simon Alen slap him in the face.

Stupid eminem wanna be: Nappy dango takes two to tango

by Dave January 14, 2005

yah

both sexes wera rugby shirts with collars up. Used to wear burgundy or even red jeans, but I believe this practice has died out. Some of these people are just plain nasty.

by dave September 14, 2003

wildcat

Some one that likes to get freaky and crazy in the sack. Try new things and be sponatenous where everything goes...biting, scratching, teasing, throwing, etc.

I was with this wildcat last night and ended up the next day with a bite mark on my neck.

by Dave December 30, 2003

needs more leafspring

originated at the focaljet by MxRacerCam. in reference to the BBC car show Top Gear and it's disdain for the C6 model chevrolet corvette's leaf-spring suspension, despite the fact that the C6 is one of the best handling cars they have ever tested.

now used in reference to any situation (and most often a thread in a forum) that is weak or without merit.

"this thread needs more leafspring"

"steeda's mom needs more leafspring"

by dave May 7, 2005

Jasper, Texas

*A city that used to be peaceful until, in 1998, a vicious hate-crime occurred; degenerate white racists were going to drop a black man off back home, but before that they stopped in an unknown area to have a couple of drinks......but then that's when the three racists beat up the black person, and ultimately tied his leg up to the back of their truck and then dragged him, and upon the truck turning, the one being dragged got decapitated by a sewage pipe underneath a road.
This event was so shocking to the little city of Jasper because there has never been such a hate-crime so incredibly radical, let alone have there been any real hate-crimes in Jasper whatsoever. Although the family of this dead man will forever mourn their loss, there were decent white police officers who did everything in their power to get to the bottom of this case. The man was judged as guilty, but disturbingly, the man being charged always had smiles on his face, and he didn't give a rat's ass. Let's see how he likes it when he gets executed.

*The name of a movie with the storyline of the event described above.

*To drag someone behind your vehicle.

"See Michael Moore and all you Mooreons? NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL!!"
-me

"After seeing Vash the Stampede get dragged on the ground with a car, I thought to myself 'holy shit it's like something out of Jasper, Texas!' LOL"
"*seeing a stickfigure get dragged with a 4x4* holy shit it's like something outta Jasper, Texas! LOL"

by Dave May 22, 2004