Dave's definitions

hypocrate

One of many human personalities, regardless of what politicians or activists say about each other.

"I'm a hypocrate a lot of times, though I hate to admit it."
-me

by Dave January 15, 2004

Monty Python

*A politically-incorrect, hilarious British comedy, which evolved into a franchise that even spawned movies like The Meaning of Life and, best of all, The Holy Grail.

*"frontal-nudity python"

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy; it's divine to own a dick...from the tiniest little tanger, to the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or john thomas...hurray for your one-eyed trouser-snake...your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or you cock...you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock...but don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won't come back. Uuh thank you very much."
-that singer from The Meaning of Life

by Dave April 20, 2004

Hugh Hefner

The inventor of Playboy magazine. Considered immoral, but he is still a genius, and above all, he knows how to throw parties.

"Hugh Hefner is a true American icon."
-me

by Dave May 20, 2004

meh

a term meaning lack of care; undescisiveness, "maybe", or "i dont wanna"

(def1)"Are you goning to do your homework?" "Meh"

(Def3)"Will you go out with her?" "meh, i dont realy know..."

(def4) "GIVE ME THE REMOTE!"
"MEH!"

by Dave November 18, 2003

SOCOM

*Special Operations COMmand.

*A videogame for Playstation 2.

"SOCOM's the shit. ^_^ especially SOCOM II."
-me

by Dave January 15, 2004

Caucasian

The technical term referring to those with white-colored skin.

"Caucasians are now a target of persecution by all races, even their own kind (see Michael Moore)."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

squircle

a mythical shape resebling both a square and a circle. Much like the mythical unicorn of the animal kingdom. A squircle has never been seen and all drawings are only
invalid interpretations.

will is so non-squircular...he should fuck off and stop using this word

by dave July 3, 2003