Dave's definitions

spaniels ears

Large floppy breasts

She's got a right pair of spaniels ears there.

by Dave February 5, 2003

wildcat

Some one that likes to get freaky and crazy in the sack. Try new things and be sponatenous where everything goes...biting, scratching, teasing, throwing, etc.

I was with this wildcat last night and ended up the next day with a bite mark on my neck.

by Dave December 30, 2003

mong

yorkshire slang for a dirty peson who lives in his own thith

nicky your a f*****g mong get a wash

by dave February 15, 2005

needs more leafspring

originated at the focaljet by MxRacerCam. in reference to the BBC car show Top Gear and it's disdain for the C6 model chevrolet corvette's leaf-spring suspension, despite the fact that the C6 is one of the best handling cars they have ever tested.

now used in reference to any situation (and most often a thread in a forum) that is weak or without merit.

"this thread needs more leafspring"

"steeda's mom needs more leafspring"

by dave May 7, 2005

Intel

*A corporation that developed computer processors bearing its name, known for being very powerful, yet overpriced.

*Short for "intelligence", often government-related intelligence-gathering, often from the CIA, NSA, FBI.

"My most favorite Intel commercials are : the very first one, and the one with the Simpsons."

"Intel shows that the building is jam-packed with heavily-armed terrorists."
"Goodie."

by Dave September 10, 2004

MOAB

"Massive Ordnance Air Burst"
"Mother Of All Bombs"

Premier US-made bomb, launchable by aircraft, possible replacement for the Daisy Cutter and such related similar weapons.
Non-nuclear. Tested weeks before Operation Iraqi Freedom, off the coast of Florida. Currently the MOAB has not seen real battle usage, thus the MOAB is widely considered a scare tactic.

"The MOAB is the anti-nuclear bomb."
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

b00sted

An amazingly awesome person.

Hey! Look! There's b00sted! OMGWTFBBQ

by Dave March 12, 2005