Dave's definitions

Caucasian

The technical term referring to those with white-colored skin.

"Caucasians are now a target of persecution by all races, even their own kind (see Michael Moore)."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

tea begger

One who begs to be teabagged.

On his knees before the stud the tea begger trembled with fear.

by Dave September 1, 2008

Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3

An arcade game in Doom III, where you get to punch a turkey 'til it explodes! Now THAT is true entertainment. ^.^

"You can find this fun game on the first level of Doom III, in the cafeteria."
-me

by Dave August 15, 2004

Orbit

Some damn fine chewin' gum! ^.^

"Orbit cleans another dirty mouth! No matter what."
-that cute-but-bubbly british chick on those Orbit commercials

by Dave January 16, 2004

splasm

semen or the act of ejaculating

1. when my girlfriend finished sucking me off, she had splasm all over her face
2. After fucking this girl for over an hour, I was ready to splasm into her cunt

by Dave October 21, 2004

Adult Swim

A show on Cartoon Network that is shown at nighttime everyday, excluding Fridays.....Adult Swim is the only good channel on TV anymore.

"Adult Swim has Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Family Guy, and many more hilarious shows. They even have some anime."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

ArIsEn

One that starts off with nothing, and prospers with everything.

Money Literal : "Bill Gates has ArIsEn from being a bum, to being a multi-billionaire."

Motor Vehicles Literal: "Though the Pontiac GTO was a muscle car of the past, GM has ArIsEn the GTO for the 2004 year, with its most powerful 350cu engine yet."

Computer Literal :"ArIsEn is the 1337est muthafucka out there."

by Dave October 3, 2003