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burn one down

*To smoke a cigar, cigarette, or even a joint of marijuana.
"Wanna go burn one down man?"
"Uh thanks but I don't do drugs. ^_^ "
by Dave September 10, 2004
mugGet the burn one downmug.

wanker washer

Someone who washes their penis on the urinal flush stream. To do this, they normally thrust their pelvis (and thus penis) deep into the urinal, until the penis touches the stream. They will then flush the urinal, often repeatedly, until they deem their penis to be clean. Paper towel is then used to dry the penis.

One variant is to just use a paper towel (available in most public washrooms) run the paper towel under the urinal stream, and then wash the penis manually with the paper towel.
That guy is a "wanker washer". I saw him washing his wanker in the urinal yesterday.
by Dave March 4, 2003
mugGet the wanker washermug.

in charge

to run up to a girl when she is bent over and slam your dick in her ass
I "in charged" her last night
by dave February 24, 2004
mugGet the in chargemug.

Windows

An operating system created by the Microsoft Monopoly. They are only after taking your money adn screwing over your computer at the same time. O.. but I forgot.. they issue patches... and then they make more patches.. and then they make more patches... and so on and so fourth so that you think you are realy improving your computer when all your doing is updating the problem. Prefer an etchasketch over a PC running windows. Hell.. even Microsoft doesent even run a version of Windoze on their servers.
"O.. you run Windoze?....O God I'm so sorry..."
by Dave June 20, 2004
mugGet the Windowsmug.

AK

Short for "Avtomat Kalashnikov", the legendary Russian assault rifle.
"I wanna buy an AK."
"Which one? There are so many!"
by Dave September 10, 2004
mugGet the AKmug.

buy the farm

A synonym for "die".
"If you don't know how to handle your BAR effectively while keeping your head down, you could buy the farm."
-a DI during WWII
by Dave September 27, 2004
mugGet the buy the farmmug.

cold one

"I'm gonna take a leak and maybe grab a cold one at the bar..."
-Franky "The Bat" Niagra, Max Payne
by Dave May 15, 2004
mugGet the cold onemug.

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