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ArIsEn

One that starts off with nothing, and prospers with everything.
Money Literal : "Bill Gates has ArIsEn from being a bum, to being a multi-billionaire."

Motor Vehicles Literal: "Though the Pontiac GTO was a muscle car of the past, GM has ArIsEn the GTO for the 2004 year, with its most powerful 350cu engine yet."

Computer Literal :"ArIsEn is the 1337est muthafucka out there."
by Dave October 3, 2003
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Candy3s

A Candy3s is a girl who gets off to being slapped around by her ricer boyfriend. She won't leave him, because they are in "love".
Wow, that Candy3s is such a crack-whore! If you break her nose, she'll bang you and love you forever!!
by Dave March 13, 2005
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b00sted

Hey! Look! There's b00sted! OMGWTFBBQ
by Dave March 12, 2005
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going commando

*To masturbate.

*A type of military operation and technique involving a solo commando unit.

*To not wear underwear (the reason for this really revolves around the fact that commando missions are so intense that you supposedly shit your pants...thus if you don't wear underwear during a commando mission, you basically test yourself in the attempt to ensure that you don't crap yourself during the mission).
SOMEONE : "Looks like Dave's goin' commando today!"
ME (in camoflauge & aviator shades) : "Hey, I'm wearing underwear today."
by Dave April 1, 2004
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nutzi

A more appropriate term for a nazi, because of what they did.
Donald Duck in Nutzi Land
by Dave January 8, 2005
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phat

Ghetto, alternate spelling for "fat". To me it also means, "Pretty Hot Ass'n'Titties". lol ^_^
"Man I am phat!"
-me, something I say RARELY though 'cause I don't talk ghetto much

"That chick is phat. ^.^ "
-me, something I'd never say to a lady, especially if she is thin or, indeed, fat! o.o
by Dave March 26, 2004
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In Soviet Russia

Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.
"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"

"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"

"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"

"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
by Dave July 13, 2004
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