Dave's definitions

hit the bottle

To acquire and drink alcohol, usually beer.

"My wife divorced me 'cause I wasn't making enough money. I was all depressed........yeah yeah, I know. I hit the bottle after all that shit. Who wouldn't!?"

by Dave May 15, 2004

going steady

Staying with a significant other for an extended amount of time, often under the assumption that you will refrain from dating other people during said time.

Me and my girl have been going steady for 6 months now.

by dave February 15, 2004

squircle

a mythical shape resebling both a square and a circle. Much like the mythical unicorn of the animal kingdom. A squircle has never been seen and all drawings are only
invalid interpretations.

will is so non-squircular...he should fuck off and stop using this word

by dave July 3, 2003

Caucasian

The technical term referring to those with white-colored skin.

"Caucasians are now a target of persecution by all races, even their own kind (see Michael Moore)."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

argon

an element of the periodic table of elements. an inert gas.

Argon is an inert gas, not the nerdy guy from Ghostbusters.

by dave February 28, 2005

Antidisestablishmentarist

isnt it Antidisestablishmentarianist?

Antidisestablishmentarianist for the masses

by Dave May 13, 2005

Wal-Mart

Corporation bent on world-domination.

"I'm not anti-corporate. I'm just anti-Wal-Mart. I heard about some nasty things they do to other jobs which ultimately drive them out of business. After I learned that, I had a great disrespect for Wal-Mart."
-me

by Dave January 7, 2005