Dave's definitions

big burly men

balls, testis, nuts, chin bumpers, ass smackers, the boys, the twins, or any othe forms of the two things that hang in your nut sack.

She even sucked my big burly men while my shlong was on her forehead.

by Dave March 2, 2004

Hotity

An exceptionally hot chick
(Hot - hott - hotity)

Yo, Pam Anderson is one HOTITY bitch.

by Dave April 8, 2003

Evansophilia

Complete addoration of the body of an 'Evans@ for no reason as there has never been an apparent one.

Mr T. Evans loves himself

by Dave June 12, 2003

negro puff

a negro puff is a black womens/mans over grown pube hair.

Damn girl shave that negro puff.

by Dave May 13, 2005

skinning

See skinned

See skinned

by Dave April 28, 2003

In Soviet Russia

Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.

"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"

"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"

"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"

"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"

by Dave July 13, 2004

nutzi

A more appropriate term for a nazi, because of what they did.

Donald Duck in Nutzi Land

by Dave January 8, 2005