Dave's definitions

hit the bottle

To acquire and drink alcohol, usually beer.

"My wife divorced me 'cause I wasn't making enough money. I was all depressed........yeah yeah, I know. I hit the bottle after all that shit. Who wouldn't!?"

by Dave May 15, 2004

phelch

The act of one licking the sperm out of the asshole after one has done the other tight up the ass.

Whe he realized his tight asshole was driping with sperm, he made me phelch him.

by dave March 17, 2003

Antidisestablishmentarist

isnt it Antidisestablishmentarianist?

Antidisestablishmentarianist for the masses

by Dave May 13, 2005

succulent

A term used to describe something that is, especially, tasty, and abundant in something.

One example of something succulent would be an orange, or other similar fruits. Another example is chicken.

See breasts & vagina for further info.

by Dave February 13, 2004

Dualies

The nickname for the duel Beretta M96's in Counterstrike.

"Duelies are for show. They suck really. Unless you're skilled."

by Dave April 12, 2004

baggins

Derogatory/affectionate term for a female.

"Wi-nop-woo-hey-zip-paf-nrr-Baggins!"
"Oi, Baggins!"
"Fulla is a baggins"

by Dave March 6, 2004

Wal-Mart

Corporation bent on world-domination.

"I'm not anti-corporate. I'm just anti-Wal-Mart. I heard about some nasty things they do to other jobs which ultimately drive them out of business. After I learned that, I had a great disrespect for Wal-Mart."
-me

by Dave January 7, 2005