Dave's definitions

FART

Fathers
Against
Rude
Television

"Watch Futurama for more info."
-me

by Dave October 15, 2006

quality control

An excuse to remove hard-defined words, like mine. Contains options like "offensive" and "hateful", which are common in removing definitions.

"Let's face it : anything hateful and offensive in Urban Dictionary is funny!"
-me

by Dave January 28, 2007

Faggostish

Really really fucking gay

I have never seen someone take on that much cock, how faggotish.

by Dave February 24, 2003

touchhole

the small hole in the breach of a black powder rifle or cannon used to ignite the charge.

by dave October 17, 2003

apple pie

*A slang term for a woman's vagina.

*A pie with apple flavorings.

"Gonna get me a lil apple pie!"

"Which kind?"

"Oh you know what I'm talkin' about!"

by Dave April 8, 2004

spetznaz

Russian special forces.

"The Spetznaz are now creamed because of the end of the Cold War. Now slowly-but-surely they're getting back to normal so they can serve in counterterrorism and other special ops."

by Dave March 31, 2004

Red Dawn

An event where powerful communist forces invade a nation, particularly via parachute.
Red Dawn was a major fear during the Cold War. Thankfully, it never happened to America.

"Prepare for Red Dawn..."
-someone in the era of the Cold War

by Dave April 16, 2004