Dave's definitions

French Military Victories

Sounds like an oxymoron.

"What were some French military victories? Did I even put those three words in a proper sentence?"
-me

"Did you know that it was the French who first thought of using electrical shocks as a means of torture?"
-Revolver Ocelot, MGS : Twin Snakes

by Dave May 7, 2004

Boy Sets Fire

An extremely unique hardcore band. Hardcore is stretching it even, their sound is so unique. Most of their songs are political or socially charged. They have an excellent, unique sound.

After the Eulogy, Rookie, and Last Years Nest are superb songs.

by Dave July 3, 2005

w/e

Abbreviation commonly used in personal ads to indicate someone is well endowed.

"MWM D/D free, W/E and cut. Seeking WF for good times."
(This would translate to: Married white male, drug and disease free, well endowed and circumsized. Seeking white female for sex.)

by Dave July 30, 2008

Assmonkey

A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.

"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"

"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"

"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"

by Dave September 12, 2003

Barrow in Furness

A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.

General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?

General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.

by Dave November 18, 2003

Cimla

A large city located in Neath

Cimla, the city inside a town.

by Dave February 9, 2005

damn ass

describing a beautiful woman

my woman looked damn ass last night

by dave February 11, 2005