Dave's definitions

mehitude

A mental state and philosophy almost totally opposite to that of attitude (as in bad attitude). Characterised by meh being the usual response to almost any situation.

person with attitude:"Ihate you, you're useless. You're fired"
person with mehitude: "meh"
person with attitude: "you'll lose your home now and i'm sleeping with your wife."
person with mehitude: "meh"

mother:"clean your now or i'll ground you for ten years"
teenager with mehitude:"meh"
mother:"you've got a serious mehitude problem"

by Dave May 13, 2005

have a nice week

A term I use to bid farewell to someone who is going to have a week off of work or school.

"Have a nice week. ^_^ "
-something I say to my friends on a friday before the week off of school

by Dave April 2, 2004

Brass

*Ammunition casing.

*British terminology referring to negative quality.

*Another term for "money".

*Synonym for "shoot", used often by Australian military terminology.

*Powerful military commanders who, for example, call certain shots.

MOM : "Don't forget to pick up the brass when you're done shooting your Garand, OK?"
ME : "Whatever. Not like we have a reloading kit or something..."

LIMEY : "That bitch was brass mate!"

DRUG-DEALER : "No brass, no deal. Now get outta here."

AUSSIE : "Ah'll brass that bitch up mate!"

LIEUTENANT : "The operation was a success!"
COLONEL : "I noticed. I'm gonna bring it up with the Brass later on. Hope they accept the results though....you know how nervous and picky the Brass can be."

by Dave June 6, 2004

canoozing

A canoe trip combined with the comsumption of a large amount of cheap beer(preferably Old Mil)

Nate lost his paddle but managed to save the cooler when we tipped over in the rapids while canoozing

by dave November 21, 2004

Party Boy

To randomaly go up to someone nad beat them, then casually walk off

"Nick go party boy Dave"

by Dave April 19, 2003

wiggledysnap

2 key uses, both as an expression of surprise either as unexpected joy or as unexpected frustration or anger

When meeting a friend not seen for a while, "Wiggledysnap, it's good to see ya"

or

After jamming your finger in a car door and trying not to crack it "Wiggledysnap!" is an acceptable expression of anger.

by Dave January 26, 2005

go west

A slang term originating from the wirral.
Used to describe the release of short bursts of temper by a person. (To go crazy)

"If you piss him off anymore, hes going to go west on you"

by Dave August 11, 2003